My Poor Cat !
My neighbor and my cat died of syphilis,
but I don�t care.
Because other kitties died
choking on their hair.
My cat died of syphilis ?!
Ah, I really don�t care.
My boss died of syphilis
in a rather sticky affair.
But if I died
in a winter-time climb,
I�d squash like a grapefruit
and this would rhyme.
(Plus it would be a better way to die !)
Some people kick the bucket
and some kick the cat,
some people think they�re poets,
I just wanna know,
Who fucked my cat ?
