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Q. What do you get then you cross Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Why did'nt the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he didn't have any guts.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. Why did the Warlocks go to the beach?
A. To see the Sand-Witches.
Q. What did one Witch say to the two twin Witches?
A. Which Witch is which?
There's only two things in life to worry about - whether you're sick, or whether you're well.
If you're well, there's nothing to worry about. If you're sick, there's only two things to worry about.
1. Whether you live, or
2. Whether you die.
If you live, there's nothing to worry about.
If you die, there's only two things to worry about. Whether you're going to Hell, or to Heaven.
If you go to Heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
If you go to Hell, you'll be too busy shaking hands with all your friends to have anything to worry about.
--- Source: L.A. Times.
