Hey guys. *stares at the empty nothingness who I will pertend is someone* I just gotta say something about children's television shows. Yah see, they're all bullshit...meaning they are not at all what they seem. Strange how little kids can get enjoyment out of some of the stupidest things.(Makes me regret I was a kid) Take for instance Teletubbies *shudders*. That's some scary shit. Huge, colorful, gnome-like creatures who can broadcast television channels running around in a big green field filled with bunnies. And it's funny? (Oh, yes Dipsy, please play that long ass video clip of nothingness again.)And what is up with the giggling, baby sun?
Anywayz, I have a theory on the show "Blue's Clues". You see Steve(that's his name right) is a low-class, drunken crackhead. That's right, crackhead. Potsmoker. Just like my neighbours...eh...ANYway, that cartoon world with blue and pink dogs and talking mailboxes are halucinations caused by his Mary J. Everyone that i tell my theory to, thinks it's correct.(With the exception of adults, who think I'm just insane). How could it not be? I mean, why doesn't the freakin' dog just bring the damn clues to crackhead? And the GREEN crayon. Always a GREEN crayon. Cause GREEN is the color of WEED. Anywayz I'd just be wasting your time(more so) if I continued so I'll shut up about crackhead and the shows.
What I do want to talk about is lip piercings. I really want a center lipring. That would kick ass. Yah, I know I'm a little young, so I might have to wait a year or two but I'm still gonna talk to my mom about it. I know my dad will be totally against it, but hey, it's my body and plus if i don't like it(HAH!) I can just take it out. I heard the holes close up pretty fast. Hopefully, I'll be allowed to get it done. If so I should do it soon, cause I want it to heal before high school so I can get one of those retainer things. Otherwise I'll probably getin trouble for having one in a "catholic" high school. Screw them. Alright, it's safe to say my have is getting tired from writing. Here's some words of wisdom brought to you by Chester Bennington (from Linkin Park)"Life is much to short to be intoxicated. Life is much to short to be a drag."--From the song Drag by Grey Daze(Chester's old band)