If Akira Toriyama Made X-Men

You can't say this wasn't coming.
The similarities between X-Men and
Dragonball characters are quite
obvious. When you're a freak with
no life like the two of us. Without
further ado, here are the characters
of X-Men, as Akira would have made them.

Cyclops (Scott Summers) as GOKU

Well, let's see. He's the leader of the
X-Men, Goku's the leader of the Z Fighters.
This one's pretty much a given, folks.
Next!

Logan (Wolverine) as VEGETA

Sure, they're both good guys, but
that doesn't say much. These two pack a
serious attitude, and hell, both of them
are pretty much the biggest badasses
around. Sometimes their schedules are a
bigger problem than the enemies
themselves!

Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) as GOHAN

Gohan. A guy just in it because
of the good. That perfectly describes our
cute blue fuzzball (Yes, she admits it, our
lovely webmistress Kalika has a thing for
blue fur). And Gohan isn't that bad either...
before the glasses. So there we go. Cute and
good. What more do you need?

Beast (Henry McCoy) as PICCOLO

Freakish looks. Look like they could be
monstrous evil fiends (ignoring the fact that
Piccolo actually was). But they are both
deep, skilled and caring (Piccolo in his own
special way). These two are almost made to
be each other. And if Beast was less straight
and Piccolo less a-sexual, they'd make a
cute couple.

Gambit (Remy LeBeau) as TRUNKS

Now that my keyboard has nearly
short-circuted due to overwhelming
amounts of drool, I'll continue (Yes, Kalika
again has a thing for cartoons). These
two are incredibly good looking! And cool
as Hell. I mean, cajun accents, lavender
hair, big stick (yes, take it that way)!
These two are both examples of perfect men.
And if they weren't mine, you'd all be able
to realize this.

Jubilee (Jubilation Lee) as KURIRIN

Have you seen these two fight? They're
both pretty useless. They're both the
weakest respectable members on their
teams (I said respectable. In other words:
NOT Yamcha)! Sure, they pull through every
once in a while, but most of the time they're
just annoying. In fact, all Jubilee needs
is a sex change and a shaved head, and
she would so be Kuririn!

Jean Grey as BULMA

Fairly smart, good-looking (from what
I'm told), and can actually do some pretty
useful crap once in a while. Which one am I
talking about? Well, you decide. This is
exactly why Jean would make a great Bulma.
Except for the whole flashing old perverts
part. But it could change.

Professor X (Charles Xavior) as KAMESENNIN

Well, there's not too much in common with
these two, but it's possible for Professor X
to turn into a dirty old man. He already has
the old part down. Plus, in their own way, they
give wisdom to the real saviors of the world.
Although Chuck could actually save it if he
wanted. Kamesennin isn't strong enough.

Rogue as VIDEL

Well, who else to play the pleasent daughter
of the world's biggest ass? Rogue is a nice
girl, and hey, if she gave herself pigtails
and dyed her hair black, she could even
look like Videl. Before she trains with
Gohan. And have you seen Videl fight? Although
she's no match for any of the Z Fighters,
she's really strong for a human. Just like
Rogue.

Storm (Ororo Munroe) as Chichi

Okay, so there's not much logic
behind this choice. But who else would
be able to have the serious, learning is
everything, fighting isn't neccesary
attitude? Storm is the only one who
fit this description. Although she'd need
to learn to take hyper-spazing bitch fests
first.

Toad (Mortimer Toynbee) as PILAF

Ugly little disgusting men. That
descibes both of these guys. But
Toad would have to loose the slime
if he wanted to be Pilaf. But can't you see
the similarity? It's so obvious! And
they're both pretty weak and useless.
What more do you need?

Mr. Sinister (Dr. Nathaniel Essex) as FREEZA

We both know that these two "men"
have a thing for makeup. I mean, look at
them! Have you ever seen two more girly
guys? They're disgusting. And both were
claimed to be indestructable. But the leaders
of the good guys killed them, didn't they!?
I'm right, aren't I?

Quicksilver (Pietro Maximoff) as JUUNANAGOU

These two are pretty good looking,
wouldn't you agree? Well, their evil but
eventually semi-good attitudes prove
that these two are the perfect examples
for this section. Either that, or I'm
reaching and I need to take up space.
The more likely answer is the latter.