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Things I Wish I Had Known Sooner...
Never pet a burning dog.
If you pet looks dead, acts dead and smells dead, most probably it's dead.
Trying to run with your shoes untied is a very bad idea.
No matter how hard you try, humans beings do NOT have the ability to fly
Mayonnase is not a substitute for shaving cream.
Lions in cages don't like to be taunted, especially the big ones...and especially when the cages are open
Never let your cousin sit on your lap while he's holding a burning stick.(Don't ask)
Teletubbies are not the embodiment of all evil...all though they scare the shit outa me...
Sitting on a sidewalk and holding a can to strangers while asking for money is not a job...
If it smells funny, walk away.
Laughing at someone who is older and bigger than you is not the best idea.
Pudding is not always the answer.
When your best friend asks how they look, the answer is not "like a piece of crap".
If it can crush you, yield to it.
Never say "eh" in front of Americans.
Sharp pointy objects cause pain...to whom is your decision.
Rollerblading on places other than cement will leave you hurt and broken.
Don't always believe the voices in you head...especilally when they tell you to "burn things".
Just because you can backflip on your bed does not mean you won't break your back doing so outside.
Dart's are used to play the game, not to be thrown at moving object...even if the object is your annoying younger bro.
Emulating a television show will make you end up in a hospital.
Perfume smells good. It does NOT taste good.
When your older bro has a battery in his hand, don't trust him with your tongue(zap).
Cats don't like to stepped on...or cursed at after.
Some rules aren't meant to be broken.
If there is something fuzzy under your bed, do yourself a favour and not find out what it is.
Leftover food cannot be stored under you dresser.
A muskrat is not the perfect pet.
Hairspray does not make a very good mosquito repelent.
Strobe lights are not cool when looking directly at them.
When someone yells "duck", do not ask "where?".
Yes pigs are funny, but not after you try to pull there tails one to many times.
Beer is not a stain remover.
When your friends are carsick, the last thing they want to talk about is the Guiness record for eating the most worms.
Just because you hate them, is no reason to tell them they "suck ass"...mainly when they are in the presence of a 2 by 4.
Dodging cars on a highway may look fun, but dude it's not.
Apparently saying "fuck off" to your principal will get you suspended.
So will burning things in your classroom.
:Mary had a little Lamb" is not a story that has infuenced your life.
Blood is not a healthy substitute for milk
Do not kick people that have knives or guns
Stalkers.com is not a good place to find a date
Nor is homicidalmaniacs.com
It is not wise to use your discman in a pool
Buying colorful candy-like pills off a stranger in the street can get you in jail.
Lions may seem like good pets, but they grow up
As do young boys that you kidnap
Railway tracks do not make good beds
Using a wooden stake on one of your friends as an april fools joke is not a good idea
Not everyone thinks it's funny when their face goes "splat"
Stove tops aren't the best places to rest your hand
That white powder a guy sells you on a street is probably not flour
Ninja stars don't add flavor to your cereal
Unlike cartoons, you cannot survive dynamite blasts
Newspapers don't make great boats
The vice principal was not the crack whore you saw earlier that week. don't ask him/her
Always make sure you're blowing up BALLOONS at a child's birthday party
Cacti are not substitutes for men
The palm tree was not talking to you, so don't tell everyone
feel free to laugh at your teacher when he asks "what do you think of the male bird?", just don't let him hear.
Power lines are not good for swinging on
You can eat pink smarties, but pink meat is out of the question. Unless the person consents
Do not slip peanuts to someone who's allergic... at least while people are looking
"A T-Rex ate it" is not a good excuse
You shouldn't tell Vegeta he sucks
Cannibalism may be a fun hobby, but don't show other people
"A Filthy Slut Hoe" is not an acceptable career choice to mention in class
Showing people your headhunter skills isn't acceptable for a Talent Show
Coming in fourth place out of four is NOT an accomplishment
Your friends do enjoy all of their bodyparts
Although it seems like fun, framing people for murder can get you caught
The Grim Reaper does not suck at chess
Pacifiers get old after age 4, not 40
The green slime on your year old sandwitch is not that new ketchup
Getting knocked unconsious is not a breakthrough sleeping method.
Plastic bags should not be used as helmets.
Nail Polish is not "yummy".
Toilets are not "really big cups".
I am not God. (Not True! -Kalika)
Bunnies are not suppose to have fangs.
A wagon with a box on top is not a car...therefore should not be driven on a highway.
Monkeys should not be juggled.
CDs aren't rainbow colored frisbes.
Fly paper is not a substitute for toilet paper.
"The banana told me to" is not an excuse for anything.
Saying "I tripped and the knife landed in his chest...13 times..."will still get you arrested for attempted murder.
Driving razorblades into your face is not a good idea man! (thanx Phil)
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People don't like it when you tell them what happens at the end of a movie when they're in line to see it
Kalika and sharp or pointy objects DO NOT MIX!
Paint is not wall candy.
Dat's all for now. Come back soon since this page is one of those which can be updated daily. Cause you learn new things everyday...like how to balance a knife on your fingertip. Ja ne and See you guys later.
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