You Know You've Watched "Family Feud" Too Much When. . .

"You Know You've Watched 'Family Feud' Too Much When. . ."

Thanks to the members of "Jerry's Family Feud Hangout" for these hilarious "isms."

1. You start to call everyone "darlin'."
2. You kiss your best friend's wife in front of him.
3. You only talk into a cordless mic.
4. You think the only way you'll make it in acting is to gain 100 pounds.
5. You go broke from buying lollipops for the neighbors kids.
6. You try to plant "lollipop seeds."
7. When you say "I'll be right back" you hum a harmonica melody.
8. When you ask someone to return a memo, it HAS to be on a self addressed postcard!
9. You constantly yell "BAM!" when you're excited.
10. You go around putting $5,000 in families banks.
11. Your last name is written on a huge piece of yellow or blue cardboard and glued to the side of your house.
12. After five years, everything you do, you do twice but the amounts are doubled. (Food, sleep, etc.)
13. You hang around with your friend's family for a maximum of five days.
14. When you leave to get a promotion or a new job, you give a five minute speech.
15. When you read your homework questions, for some reason they're written on a 3*5 card.
16. When you start singing,"Hey Hey we're the Monkees" like Richard did.
17. When someone ask you a question you would yell ethier,"SURVEY SAYS!" or "IS IT UP THERE?"
18. When you leaving you would sign I Love You.
19. When endorsing a check, you write "LOVE AND PEACE" beside your name.
20. You tell people to be good to your families.
21. You try to get oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair.
22. When 100 people aren't around, you survey 100 basketball referees who threw the question out of the game.
23. You watch "Love Boat" just hoping it will drift into Soviet Waters.
24. When a celebrity visits, you always wear a tuxedo.
25. When strangers give you nice gifts like giant kisses or lips.
26. You do you paint your house in orange,yellow,light blue and red with a wood finish.
27. You redo your kitchen with designs of giant birds and flowers.
28. You tape every classic Feud episode on GSN. (That's when you become Jerry Adkins)
29. You only trust the Pic N Save to find top quality suits.
30. You ACTUALLY think that green M&Ms make you horny. :)
31. Your family picture is blown up and mounted on a small flight of steps.
32. Your favorite color of carpeting is blue red, light blue or white.