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| The "Do'h" Files |
| Well you can probably guess what this page is about....LoL..........well as you can see this is a Simpsons page. Anyways Enjoy what there is. Doh! |
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| HOMER Real name: Homer Jay Simpson Age: 36 Height: 6 ft Weight: Around 250lbs Occupation: Safesty inspector in sector 7G for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, among hundreds of other jobs Favourite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts Favourite store: the Kwiki-Mart Local hangout: Moes Tavern Favourite bevarage: Duff Most known catchphrase: Do'h Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of aforementioned foods |
| MARGE Real Name: Margerie nee Bouvier Age:34 Hair colour: Blue #56 Shoe Size: 13AA Criminal Record: caught shoplifting in the Kwiki-Mart Favourite singer: Tom Jones and also had a passion for Ringo Star in her teens Favourite Magazine: Sponge and Vacuum Favourite Vegetables: Potatoes, because they're 'neat' Little Known Secret: she has webbed toes Things found in hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters, and Maggie Famous for: her Marshmallow Squares Political afflications: Mary Bailer supporter, twice voted for Jimmy Carter Turn ons: Having her elbow nibbled, and Homer's 'Mr Plow' jacket Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, pretzel franchise |
| LISA Age: 8 Role in family: Moral center and middle child Plays: Saxophone (and, occasionaly the guitar) First word as a baby: Bart Obsession: Ponies First crush: Mr. Bergstrom, substitute teacher Second Crush: Nelson Muntz Perpetual crush: several actors named Corey Past addictions: The Corey Hotline, Trucker's Choice Stay-awake Tablets Idols: Bleeding Gums Murphy Secret: she once threw up on the dentist |
| BART Real name: Bartholomew. J. Simpson Age: 10 Personality: Devious, underacheiving, schoolhating, irreverent, clever Known alliances: Rudiger, El Barto Also known as: The ' I dind't do it' boy Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, blinky the three-eyed fish Will grow up to become: a wanna-be rock star, Demolishion Man Wants to be: A daredevil after seing Captain Lance Murdock in action Idol: Krusty the clown Enemy: Side Show Bob Past loves: Jessica lovejoy, Laura Powers, Rainier Wolfcastle's Daughter |
| MAGGIE Real Name: Margaret Simpson Age: 1 Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest simpsons child Monetary Value: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63 Only true enemy: Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow Dexterity: Low. Falls over often First word: 'Daddy' Greatest posession: her pacifier Unknown Intelligence: She can drive a car, saved the babies pacifiers at the daycare center, untied bart and lisa after the babysitter bandit tied them up, can spell E=MC*(squared) with blocks, can write Maggie simpson on her etch-a-sketch, caught a beer bottle at a Hockey match, shot Mr. Burns |
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