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| the life and times of David Serjeant |
| My Dad used to work in a large NHS hospital in a non-medical job that involved meeting with and talking to a lot of the patients and staff. Occasionally he would come home and tell us the odd thing that someone had said that had tickled his sense of humour.
My late Mum, made a record of them after a while, and this is a slightly modified version of her endearing list: > a man said he'd had a hysterectomy (he'd had an ileostomy and colostomy) > a man said he'd been fitted with a cafeteria (catheter) > a little boy said he had drawn Moses and the Ten Commandos > "my little boy has been circumscribed" > man said: "I am going downstairs for a scampi" (a scan) > a three year old girl drawing Mr Men responded to my Dad's questioning with "You know who you are, don't you?" .... "Mr Nosey" > a small boy looked my Dad up and down, then said "My! You're a big lad!" > "Yours must be a soul destroying job!" |
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