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| TELEVISION SHOW: Baywatch EPISODE: Thin Or Die REVIEWED BY: The DarkSider |
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| BRIEF PLOT OVERVIEW: The show begins with Mitch rescuing a golden retriever in the middle of the ocean. He agrees to take the dog under his supervision until the owner is found.
The show switches to Shauni who is having relationship issues with Eddie. The two decide space is in order and immediately jealousy games start. Shauni hangs out with a new lifeguard and Eddie sets up a date with a girl named Nicole. She happens to be Eddie's answering service and the two have never met face to face. However she has a sexy voice, which makes Eddie interested. Eddie meets Nicole face to face and she isn't anything Eddie expected. She is overweight but proves to have a bubbly personality. Eddie takes her out to dinner. She brings up her appearance and apologizes if she is embarrassing him. Eddie admits to feeling surprised at her appearance but treats her nicely. Meanwhile, Mitch brings the dog home and his son names it Sandy. During an intimate dinner with his girlfriend, Sandy proves to be a nuisance. Later that evening Sandy locks Mitch in the laundry room. The next day two major incidents happen. Nicole pops a diet pill and almost drowns in the ocean. She is rescued by Eddie and taken away by Shauni. Across the beach, Mitch lets his police buddy take Sandy for a bit. The dog runs amok on the beach but assists the officer in finding two escape convicts who take off on a boat. The show wraps up with Shauni comforting Nicole on her weight. They both agree that Eddie is a great guy and Shauni gets back together with him. Mitch assists in taking out the convicts in a boat chase and it turns out Sandy's owner is on the boat as a hostage. The bad guys are arrested and the day is saved. |
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| The "Just Go With It" Moment Of The Show | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "Oh look, generic bad guys on the dock....oh wait a minute. Um....woof...or something..." |
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| "Oh f*ck it...the generic dog who can spot evil has seen us. Flee!" |
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| "Roger that bit of plot stupidity, our work here is done. Over and out..." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE ANTI-DARWIN AWARD FOR MOST USELESS RESCUE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| When wet t-shirt contests go very, very bad... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MOST ANNOYING MUSIC MONTAGE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "I know I left my dignity somewhere on this beach..." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I smell...SWEET...JUICY...BACON!!!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HIS HOFFNESS PRESENTS HIS BEST SERIOUS ACTING FACE (words are never needed for this section) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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