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Ahh, pokebattles. The wonderful creation of one Jason Ross, which has grown to become one of the most popular pokemon-related... things... on the internet. (And in case anyone's wondering, yes I'm just sucking up to Jason here.) Well, Jason's incredible contribution to pokemon comedy on the internet has, of course, inspired many others to rip off his style and create their own pokebattles. I'm proud to be counted within their ranks, and hereby present to you... Dark Version... Oh, and one more thing... I can't join the network unless I include a link to Jason's original Red Version, so here it is.
*Updates:* Dark Version will be updated, well, whenever I get a chance. Due to internet restrictions and my constantly screwed-up computer, I can't guarantee it will be updated at any specific time, but it'll hopefully happen at least once a week. Fanfiction will be added whenever I can be bothered. June 5th, 2004: Hrm? Dark Version? This place updates? Apparently soo~ ^_^ Battle #2-1 up.
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Links to Other Versions... The Original and the Best! Other sites like this one. But you wouldn't want to click on this... why don't you just stay here? à Battle Listings à Email da Webmaster Comment on the latest Battles! My collection of non-pokebattles fanfiction, much of it dark... DARK VERSION IS AT: Floating in a non-existant void that somehow contrives to be sitting NEXT to the #1 position, the point it assuredly holds in so many alternate realities. Dark Version Home of Team Rocket, The Horde, Black Version, and all the Video Game Villians you could shake a stick at... Dark Version Records: A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in all Dark Version Battles to date, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in. Battles within Fanfics do not count towards records. Please note that this is, in fact, utterly and entirely out of date and inaccurate. Unless you don't care about Dark Version past battle #27, you should probably entirely ignore it. Team Rocket Bill: 0:1:0 \| 3, 14, F1 Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 \| 15 Deven: 5:6:1 \| T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27 Jessie: 5:6:1 \| 7, 10, T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27 Simon the Lumberjack: 0:2:0 \| 16, 24 Dead/Captured Editor: 2:3:2 \| 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1, 17, F1 James: 0:2:1 \| 7, 12 Oak: 0:4:0 \| 4, 8, 13, 17, F1 Red Warriora: 43:0:0 \| 19, F1 Tree Man: 2:0:0 \| 16, 20, F1 Yellow Archera: 0:0:0 \| 19, F1 Other Anarrator: 2:1:0 \| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20, F1, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27 Ash: 0:1:0 \| 15 Baa'gryl: 1:0:0 \| 26 Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 \| 10, 12 Da Evolution Mana: 0:1:0 \| 20, F1 Dark Doompuff: 2:0:0 \| 18, F1 Engineer: 0:0:1 \| 11 Garrett: 7:6:2 \| 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12, 16, 20, F1, 21 Innocent Bystander: 0:0:1 \| 11 Josh: 0:0:0 \| 22, 25 Misty: 0:1:0 \| 15 Pikachu/?????: 1:0:0 \| 18, F1 The Popcorn Man: 0:0:0 \| 17, F1 Tracey: 1:0:0 \| 15 Wood Golems: 1:0:0 \| 24		Battle #2-1: A revival a day keeps the... um.. well... LOOKY! DARK BATTLE! June 5th, 2004 Player: ??? Location: Ye Olde Endless Voide …Where am I? YOU are in YE OLDE ENDLESS VOIDE! …Narrator? How did YOU get here? NARRATOR is FLATTERED you REMEMBER it! Well, it is pretty hard to forget a booming voice of your-- ESPECIALLY considering that you’ve NEVER MET! Ah. Well, nonetheless, I don’t need anything to do with a Narrator, I’ll just be going now. YOU will be doing NO SUCH THING! PLAYER was UNMASKED! What do you mean unmasked, I’m not wearing a- NARRATOR tore QUESTION MARKS out of PLAYER! OH DEAR GOD THE P- AH! Caps! ..ain! Yeow! ??? was renamed BLOODY ??? SHAPED HOLES! Well thanks a frikkin’ lot there, Narrator! You know who I am! NARRATOR does! PLAYER is… DARK WEBMASTER! You know neither of us want to work with such a cumbersome title. DARKWEBMASTER was renamed TARANTH! Thankee. Now I don’t suppose you’d explain why I’m here? I don’t really do the pokebattles thing anymore… THAT is PRECISELY why TARANTH is HERE! TARANTH is to BEGIN POKEBATTLES AGAIN! …Ah. Well, I don’t think I’m really intere- GHOST of POKEBATTLES PAST appeared! …What is this, a christmas special? NO! This is a POKEBATTLES SPECIAL! Because it is POKEBATTLES DAY! NARRATOR showers ALL with GIFTS! …I’m the only one here. ALMIGHTY ONE: Is that so? …Jason? ALMIGHTY ONE: I am the incarnation of pokebattles past… but many others are here with me… the many great powers of pokebattles… almost all gone, now… you are among us, oh Dark Webmaster… Will you not return? …Um, no, I sort of already said that. ALMIGHTY ONE: You must help bring pokebattles back to the way it should be… BATTLE needs HUMOUR, BADLY! TARANTH was SUMMARILY TORTURED! …OWWW! How is THAT funny? …NARRATOR found it AMUSING! Ahh, of course. GHOST of POKEBATTLES PAST speaks with the voice of MANY POKEBATTLES AUTHORS! Join us… come with us, we will teach you many secrets… …Ooh, pretty colours. TARANTH used PET! Hey, get off! GHOST of POKEBATTLES PAST used DEMATERIALISE! TARANTH attempted to CLING to the COLOURS! GHOST of POKEBATTLES PAST ran away! TARANTH wins! Well, that was… interesting. GHOST of POKEBATTLES PRESENT appeared! …Isn’t there supposed to be like… hours between the ghostly appearances? HOURS passed! …….Fair enough. Anyway, you appear to be… a lot smaller. PRESENT: Well, having only minimal Almighty One in your monthly diet will do that. I see. TARANTH does NOT! PRESENT: We are diminished. Most of the most powerful forces have left us. We need power. We need sustenance. We need… souls… blood… power… PRESENT used POUNCE! NARRATOR used HAMMERSWING! PRESENT was THROWN BACK! PRESENT is bloodlusted no more! …Well, that was singularly disturbing. PRESENT: Well, we ARE undead, y’know. …I thought you represented the sites which were still alive? PRESENT: Oh no, we’re the ghosts of the presents given out on Pokebattles Day. …When were they destroyed? NARRATOR urges you to stop pointing out PLOTHOLES! They are DANGEROUS, and can SNEAK UP ON YOU in this VOID! …But if I’m pointing them out, th- SILENCE! …Riiight. THIS is POINTLESS! Well, sure it is, if you don’t want me to point them ou- PRESENT: Look, just get back to writing pokebattles already, okay? …No. PRESENT: …Oh, okay. Bye. …What? PRESENT: Well, you obviously don’t want to… NARRATOR fwaps PRESENT! PRESENT is a TRAITOR! PRESENT: Well, we DO represent currently-updating sites… he’s a threat to our ratings! …I thought you wer- NARRATOR banished PRESENT! Heheheh. Still got it. NARRATOR used SCYTHING GLARE! WHOLE FIELDS of CROPS were HARVESTED by its SHEER POWER! Or at least they would be, if we weren’t standing in a void. GHOST of POKEBATTLES FUTURE appeared! …Dear god, what is THAT?! THAT is ALL that remains of POKEBATTLES in the FUTURE! …It looks… almost vaguely familiar… but it’s so horrible… what is it? TARANTH used POKEDEX! FUTURE: The tattered remains of #pokebattles, holding little or no connection to its glorious past… now being home to nothing but constant bickering between random people and Silence… a home of mass depravity, random overuse of bots, and general randomness. This is… what I thought pokebattles WAS at the moment. FUTURE no longer has MATT or DEB! …………… TARANTH has gone into SHO- Ooooh no you don’t, I’m not having you using pun attacks on me. NOT if you START WRITING AGAIN! …I’m still not sure… I’m pretty busy… NARRATOR cackles! It’s TOO LATE now! YOU have already BEGUN! …What? TARANTH has WRITTEN a BATTLE! What? No! Impossible! This is… just a— BATTLE end! Curse you, Narrator… DARK VERSION has UPDATED! TARANTH must CONTINUE now! …Why? If TARANTH does NOT continue, the BQ of THIS BATTLE will be what DARK is REMEMBERED BY! …Curse you again, Narrator. BATTLE #2 will be appearing shortly! With luck, it MAY make UP for this HORRIBLE RETURN SPECIAL! Comment. But please, be kind. -_-;;;

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