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| "Fine. Judge all you want to, but marry a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls woden leg in the fire, live in a box!" -Monica "It'll be just like bungi jumping you know, but instead of bouncing back up you won't." -Ross "That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. Alright Joey. If you want to leave just leave. Rachel no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Pheobe, I'm sorry, but I think Jaque Gusto is dead. Monica. Why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relashionship is beyond me. Ross.....drugs, drivorce...again. And Chandler...You have been Ross's best friend all these years. Stuck by him during the drug problems, and now you've taken on Monica as well. I don't know what to say. Your a wonderful human being. -Judy (Ross and Monica's mother) "C'mon. You likethis woman right? You want to see her again right? Well is you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her. Now tell me you want to caress my butt!" -Joey to Ross "Pivot.....Pivot.....Pivot" -Ross "Fine. Rock, paper, sissors, who has to tell the whore to leave." -Chandler "No no. I'm a wonderful mom. I bought my son his first condoms." -Nora Bing (Chandler's mom) "I know how miserable you are. I wish there was something I could do. I wish I were a sea horse. Because with sea horses it's the males that carry the babies. And I'd be far away in the sea." -Ross "Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist. I mean, What's that about?" -Chandler "He gets the other ones all rialed up!" -Rachel Joey: Do I look 19 or what? Chandler: Yes, on a scale from 1-10., 10 being the stupidest a person can look, you definately look 19! |