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| Pheobe's Songs |
| Smelly Cat Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend to those with noses New York Blackout New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me that is not scary Cause I stay away from dairy La la la la la la... Bi-Sexuals Sometimes men love women And sometimes men love men And then there are bi-sexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves La la la la la la la la la la... Barnyard Animals Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers Nowwwwwwww chickens! Getting Older There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you But Don't, because That's another thing that you don't wanna do That's another thing that you don't wanna do |
| Little Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why You cry and you cry and you cry They Kissed last night There was a girl we'll call her Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now, I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real... Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie? He must decide, he must decide Even though I made him up, he must decide Scientist Man I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen La la la la la la la la la la... Grandparents Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her, she looked so much thinner Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru But the truth is she died, and some day you will too La la la la la la la la la la... |