may 27, 2003
Edward 40-Hands
(from left to right) JP Brunton, Megan, Casana, Emily, Jake, and Citizen D
This was a fun little game called "Edward 40-Hands" or "40-ounce wars" take your pick. Basically it involves the match of gloves, duck-tape, and lots of drinking. Here are the directions:

1. But two 40-ounces of malt liquor (or beer if you have a vagina).

2. Don a pair of gloves.

3. Tape the 40s to your hands.

4. Proceed to get shit faced.

The only rules are that you cannot pee until you have drank both 40s. When I played, I went with the "drink them fast" strategy. I guess it worked well, I started last and finished second, after the person who started first. But it is true that shortly after finishing and taking my well earned piss, I did vomit. I encourage everyone to try this game, its fun. And I would also like to comment that I am proud of all the girls who participated in this game as they all finished. So if you try this and can't do it, then frankly you suck.

-- Citizen D
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