I have realized something. For the past four years, I've realized that I've been too harsh to some people. Calling them bad names and talentless. I get accused that I don't recognize their true gifts and that yes, they really are just trying. I should never be hard on anyone, because I'm really hurting their feelings if I do.

Besides, this epiphany has been revolutionary of sorts. I mean, who would have known that William Hung's voice sounds just as great in Surround-Sound as it does through crappy computer speakers? Or that the Cheeky Girls' mother really hit the nail on the head with "touch my bum". Such political and social commentary, and I missed all of it! Or that the Click Five really are the "take-no-prisoners" punks they're made to be? Oh yes, and before I forget, "the Laffy-Taffy" really is a great dance- can't forget that!

No. For far too long I've been praising "great" lyricists like David Francey and Joni Mitchell when I've really been missing the boat. NO MORE! Today, I present you the brand new DG's Top 15:

  1. The Cheeky Girls- Touch My Bum
  2. William Hung- She Bangs
  3. D4L- Laffy-Taffy
  4. George Canyon- I'll Never Do Better Than You
  5. Fannypack- Cameltoe
  6. Simple Plan- Addicted
  7. Clay Aiken- Invisible
  8. Groove Armada- I See You Baby
  9. Ludacris f/Shawna- What's Ur Phantasy?
  10. Faith Hill- Cry
  11. Celine Dion- I Drove All Night
  12. 50 Cent f/Olivia- Candy Shop
  13. O-Town- Liquid Dreams
  14. The Cherry Poppin' Daddies- Zoot Suit Riot
  15. Jennifer Lopez f/Fat Joe- Hold You Down

Click here for a thorough analysis of the No. 1 song, as well as all its new insights!

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