The Anti-Spotlight

Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

Six Feet Under- The Day The Dead Walked

If you can make out a single word of this one, I'll give you a prize, because the frontman's annoying yelling destroys any semblence of clarity this song may have. Not to mention the yelling is just plain annoying. Does this guy ever think that he may need his vocal chords eventually? Probably not, since he seems content with obliterating them- and any chance to have any likeability.

GWAR- Immortal Corruptor

chug-chug-chug, "DEATH-DEATH-DEATH", chug-chug-chug, "DEATH-DEATH-DEATH", chug-chug-chug, "DEATH-DEATH-DEATH". Just another standard, boring metal song, that's all.

PBT- Fool With It

This song is so bad, it makes Nelly look good. I think we have a new champion for the worst song ever done.

Roy Jones Jr.- And Still

This is another one of those standard rap songs about a guy who's out to prove he's the best, even though no one's heard of him and no one will ever care. However, I could sum up the worst part of the song in one word: "unknockdownable". New English has hit a new low my friends.

Tim McGraw- She's My Kind Of Rain

Spelling lesson, kids: B-L-A-T-A-N-T-B-R-Y-A-N-A-D-A-M-S-R-I-P-O-F-F. I think I need not explain more.

Creed- Don't Stop Dancing

This song exemplifies everything about why people hate Creed: it's canned, generic emotion that really only has kiddie appeal. No wonder people have such a hard time taking these guys seriously.

JC Chasez- Blowin' Me Up With Her Love

Sooner or later, we'll be "blowing up" this pop garbage to ensure it never comes back ever again.

Ja Rule f/Bobby Brown- Thug Lovin'

"Ja Rule has announced he is going to retire" *shot of elation runs through my body* "after two more albums" *feels let down*. Well, Ja Fool is still trying, and, my what an "effort" this is: another annoying hip-hop song about sex featuring his annoying yelling (which has replaced any real rapping Ja Fool could have done) and, worse- yes, worse- Bobby Brown's atrocious singing. Crap this bad should never be allowed anywhere, be it on the radio, on T.V. or even on stereos, but apparently Rule never got my memo. Oh well.

-DG

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