The Anti-Spotlight

Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

Nelly- Air Force Ones

Gee, this guy doesn't stop now does he? It's another song about sex (like you haven't heard that one before) and, worse, it ties it with SHOES. The title is borrowed from Nelly's favourite shoes, but c'mon: I know Nelly played basketball (hence the Band-Aid), but who does he think he is? Michael Jordan? The last thing I'd want him to do is advertising shoes, not to mention how they fit with his sex life.

John Mayer- Your Body Is A Wonderland

Yeah, it sounds beautiful...but that's it. Wrap this sucker in hip-hop beats and you'd have a song that fits right in with Nelly and Ludacris with its overtly sexual lyrics. C'mon, John, we know you're better than this, right?

Shawn Desman- Shook

"Victoria's got a secret, you're the girl I want to be with. (whines on 'with')" I think this line sums up everything about why I hate this song.

-DG

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