The Anti-Spotlight

Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

In Essence- I.E.

"WHO DAT! WHO DAT! I.E.! I.E.! COME IN/FOR ALL TO SEE". Somebody forgot to tell them that the caveman no longer exists and thus there's no need to act like them, thank you very much.

B2K f/P. Diddy- Bump, Bump, Bump

Very cliched and very annoying, with an uncreative beat (it's P. Diddy. What did you expect?) and an awful chorus of "BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!". As one listener on Z103.5 put it, he wanted to "DUMP! DUMP! DUMP!" this song, and that's exactly what I want to do with it too.

Cassius- The Sound Of Violence (Type Schwartz Mix)

The same guys who brought us "Cassius '99" return with a complete stinker, as they obviously failed to do their homework. Deciding to create a loop that incessantly repeats the title to a really dull beat, Cassius have crafted the perfect lullaby....zzzzzzzzzzz

Superchumbo- Irresistable

I heard this song was called "HiNRG", but I couldn't tell: it has so little energy I fall asleep halfway through. Besides, who'd like to go around calling themselves "Superchumbo" anyway? I sure wouldn't.

-DG

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