The Anti-Spotlight

Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

The Rascalz f/Shawn Desman- Movie Star Pt. 2

Usually, The Rascalz deliver on their party tracks, making them fun as opposed to stupid. Here, though, they extrapolate the worst line of the original- "I wanna tear off my clothes and expose the Big Dipper"- into an entire song, making one huge cliche. Add Shawn Desman's whiny voice and you have one equally bad song to throw into the crapper. Sigh.

John Mayer- Why Georgia?

It's just not interesting...something's missing but I don't know what. Just another song illustrating Mayer's frustrtaing potential.

O-Town- I Showed Her

Man, how childish can they get? This one's a horribly whiny ballad about how they "showed up their girlfriends for cheating on them". Cry me a river...and, while you're at it, knock some sense into Lou Pearlman so I don't have to put up with any of it anymore. Maybe that'll SHOW THEM for making this garabage...

The Cheeky Girls- The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

I would venture and call THIS the worst song ever done (I know, third time in two months, but what can I do?), but I don't think it's done enough to be CALLED a song. It's more a rejected middle-school cheerleader anthem, urging boys to "touch their bums" (oooh, deep). Furthermore, it sounds stupid and the beat was CLEARLY stolen from The Vengaboys' "We Like To Party" (gee, they really went far to get that one *rolls eyes*). I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it can't get any worse...can it?

Lisa Marie Presley- Lights Out

She cries and cries about how her boyfriend did her wrong (can't you see the river?), amidst a stupid alt/rock tone showing that she's trying too hard to be taken as a "serious rocker". Please. Furthermore, Presley can't even anunciate a single word...somebody tell these "rawkers" (worst word EVER) to stop trying because it's too painful right about now.

Hootie & The Blowfish- Innocent

These guys sought to outdo Creed in the overwrought department...and they succeeded greatly (it's still not Celine Dion, fortunately). Inserting cheesy orchestral numbers, among other over-the-top theatrics, they clearly have an alt/rock tune gone horribly wrong. Sigh: I thought I could welcome them back.

Macy Gray- When I See You

Childish, childish, childish. Furthermore, Gray can't sing...need I say anymore?

American Hi-Fi- The Art Of Losing

Or, "The Art Of Ripping Off Good Charlotte". They were fun with "Flavour Of The Week"...now they're just boring, crying Good Charlotte wannabes. Oh well.

Mariah Carey f/Cam'ron- Boy (I Need You)

She sings a childish, overwrought "funk ballad" overtop Cam'ron's lame "Oh Boy" beat...not to mention Cam'ron's rap is horrible. Where's "Honey" when you need it?

The Underneath- User

It's teenage metal...slow down Slayer considerably and take out any technical brilliance and this is what you get; and their "solo". Ugh. Perhaps I should say "mess" because that's what it is...and the song as well.

Electric Six- Danger! High Voltage!

After the three billionth time "Danger! High Voltage!" is screamed, you want to do everything possible to smash the T.V. or the radio using anything you can get your hands on...anything JUST TO MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Sarah Whatmore- Automatic

Here, we have a whiny childish pop break-up song...you know, Paula Abdul never sounded so bad...*smacks head in shame*

-DG

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