The Anti-Spotlight
Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!
The Beautiful Mistake- On Building
It's just some guys crying and whining to their mommies about how much life sucks...typical emo crap.
Blackstreet- Deep
These guys should be sued for false advertising, because it's not deep but shallow. How? Horrible falsettos, cliched lyrics and lame computerized vocals- and you thought Jarvis Church and Remy Shand were bad.
Dirty- That's Dirty
Well, there's no false advertising here- and no airplay from me either. It's all about debauchery and sex, something I've only heard three billion times before...
Heelmakers- Shake My A**
Here's the song: lead vocalist yells his brains out, lead guitarist plays random guitar chords, drummer bashes drums wildly to no effect. Do these guys even know what they're doing?
Lil' Tykes- Who You Rollin' Wit?
Cesoul (their record company) had this great idea: instead of one Lil' Bow Wow, how about ten? *smacks head*
Malachi Crunch- If I Fall
Cry me a river...if I wanted 3rd Strike, I'd get 3rd Strike, thank you very much.
Trina f/Ludacris- B R Right
This song has more "bling bling" than words in Shaquille O'Neal's entire vocabulary...in other words, your standard garbage from Trina and Ludacris. Oh well.
Kelly Rowland- Can't Nobody
Very, very, VERY childish. This song isn't nearly as deep- or good- as "Stole" ever was. *shudders*
R. Kelly- Ignition
Move over PBT...this IS the worst song ever recorded. More cliched lyrics about sex, a "choo-choo-choo" chorus run-up, and a very lame beat. I can't believe the depths we've come to so far in 2003.
Jesse- Look At Me Now
No originality or creativity...just your average pop-dance crap, that's all.
-DG
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