The Anti-Spotlight

Well, you could probably see this one coming too: with a Song Spotlight on a potential chart breaker, I offer a page devoted to describing the worst song- or songs- on the radio. This is where I get my club and bash these records good, hoping the radios will follow suit and NEVER PLAY THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

The Beautiful Mistake- On Building

It's just some guys crying and whining to their mommies about how much life sucks...typical emo crap.

Blackstreet- Deep

These guys should be sued for false advertising, because it's not deep but shallow. How? Horrible falsettos, cliched lyrics and lame computerized vocals- and you thought Jarvis Church and Remy Shand were bad.

Dirty- That's Dirty

Well, there's no false advertising here- and no airplay from me either. It's all about debauchery and sex, something I've only heard three billion times before...

Heelmakers- Shake My A**

Here's the song: lead vocalist yells his brains out, lead guitarist plays random guitar chords, drummer bashes drums wildly to no effect. Do these guys even know what they're doing?

Lil' Tykes- Who You Rollin' Wit?

Cesoul (their record company) had this great idea: instead of one Lil' Bow Wow, how about ten? *smacks head*

Malachi Crunch- If I Fall

Cry me a river...if I wanted 3rd Strike, I'd get 3rd Strike, thank you very much.

Trina f/Ludacris- B R Right

This song has more "bling bling" than words in Shaquille O'Neal's entire vocabulary...in other words, your standard garbage from Trina and Ludacris. Oh well.

Kelly Rowland- Can't Nobody

Very, very, VERY childish. This song isn't nearly as deep- or good- as "Stole" ever was. *shudders*

R. Kelly- Ignition

Move over PBT...this IS the worst song ever recorded. More cliched lyrics about sex, a "choo-choo-choo" chorus run-up, and a very lame beat. I can't believe the depths we've come to so far in 2003.

Jesse- Look At Me Now

No originality or creativity...just your average pop-dance crap, that's all.

-DG

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