"There isn't a scene that's not an insult to the eyes."

"Looks like a jumble sale featuring the work of other directors and artists."

"Moves along at such a slow pace, I was certain my clothes would be out of style by the time it ended."

"One of those movies you see at 7, then look at your watch three hours later to see that it is only 7:45."

"The annual Jared Sapolin "unique entity I don't feel comfortable ranking amongst the rest of the year's releases."