I'm aware no one asked me. I'm aware no one ever asks me. Fine. I asked me. And I'm answering. And here it is. The "Awards" as envisioned by me.

Almost Famous
High Fidelity
An Affair of Love
Wonder Boys
The Virgin Suicides

Steven Soderbergh, Traffic
Sofia Coppola, The Virgin Suicides
Lars Von Trier, Dancer in the Dark
Cameron Crowe, Almost Famous
Darren Aronofsky, Requiem For A Dream

David Mamet, State and Main
Cameron Crowe, Almost Famous
Kenneth Lonergan, You Can Count On Me
M. Night Shyamalan, Unbreakable
Edward Yang, Yi Yi

High Fidelity
Wonder Boys
The Virgin Suicides
Traffic
Jesus' Son

Billy Crudup, Jesus' Son
Javier Bardem, Before Night Falls
Mark Ruffalo, You Can Count On Me
Ed Harris, Pollock
Christian Bale, American Psycho

Kirsten Dunst, The Virgin Suicides
Bjork, Dancer in the Dark
Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich
Laura Linney, You Can Count on Me
Ellen Burstyn, Requiem For A Dream

Benicio Del Toro, Traffic
Willem Defoe, Shadow of the Vampire
Bruce Greenwood, Thirteen Days
Jack Black, High Fidelity
Stephen Culp, Thirteen Days

Kate Hudson, Almost Famous
Zhang Ziyi, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Samantha Mathis, Jesus' Son
Lupe Ontinvados, Chuck & Buck
Marcia Gay Harden, Pollock

Best Cinematography

The Virgin Suicides
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Dancer in the Dark
Jesus' Son
Before Night Falls

Traffic
Requiem for a Dream
Before Night Falls
Thirteen Days
Cast Away