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Did you hear about the Veterinarian that was also the local Taxidermist? Well with him either way you got your dog back.

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  • God Save The Queen!
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  • Jazzy Version of Silent Night
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  • Happy Birthday Version2
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  • Gilligan's Island!
  • Get Smart!
  • Scooby Do!
  • Animaniacs!


    • Jokes

  • Did you hear about the Veterinarian that was also the local Taxidermist? Well with him either way you got your dog back.
  • Did you hear about the man that the IRS was looking for to collect back taxes? They discovered that he was dead. Then came the deduction that they had determined that he was in one of two locations, Heaven or Hell, but the agent was having trouble verifying his new address.
  • There once was a person from Israel visiting Ireland. He was walking through a bad section of Belfast late one night. He figured he was safe though, because the religious war there was between the Catholics and the Protestants. As he walked along he felt a gun go into his back, and a voice demand that he tell of what religion he was. The man replied, "My good sir, I am neither Catholic, nor Protestant, I am a Jew." Then the voice from behind said, "And I am the happiest Islamic in all of Belfast."
  • There were two men who were waxing an un-stripped floor. This wax job was trapping dirt into the floor. The one man turned to the other and said "Did you know we are fulfilling Biblical prophecy?", When the other said he didn't know that, the first man said, "In the end times the Bible says 'men shall wax worse and worse'" This is a true story
  •  Q: What time of day was Adam created?
    A: A little before Eve.

  • Q:  What did Adam say to Eve?
    A:  Quit ribbing me.
  • A long time deacon of a church, was in an area with a flood.  He prayed for God to rescue him.  At first, a Police officer came by and offered to give him a ride through the lightly flooded streets to safety.  He replied, "No God will save me."  Next, as the flood waters rose, a Fireman came along in a boat and offered to rescue him, he replied, "No God will save me."  Finally, as the flood waters were high and he was stranded on his rooftop, a helicopter came by and dropped him a line.  He waived them away saying, "No God will save me."  Then he drowned.  In heaven he asked God, "Why didn't you rescue me?".  God replied "I sent a Policeman, a boat, and a helicopter, what more did you want?"

    Why Did Saddam Hussein make women in Iraq wear veils?
    Because he got jealous when their mustaches were bigger than his

     

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