PncessAmy wisps: "Honey, want to spend our honeymoon in CWC?" "Oh no, honey I much prefer hard wood."
Saffra wisps: You birch, you.

You go Nooo, not the puns! at Saffra d'Licious.

PncessAmy wisps: We're married now, you'll be pining for it soon anyway.
Warrax wisps: Oh no ... Ibblek is on too *hides from Saffra and Ibblek*
Saffra wisps: Oh, here we go.
Saffra wisps: We'd better just leaf it alone.
Turvity wisps that she smiles sweetly at Warrax.
Ryzist wisps: I'm rooting for the punsters, actually.
Warrax wisps: Oh no ... the creators are smiling again!
Ibblek wisps: leaf us alone, we're going with the phloem here
PncessAmy wisps: This conversation was getting oakly anyway.
Warrax wisps: That can't be anything good.
Dain wisps: Hey, hey, hey, axe the tree jokes, wood you?
Delta wisps: that was knot funny, Ryzist ;)
Ryzist wisps that she sniffles at Dain, packs her trunks, and wanders off.
Delta wisps: You'll have to go farther out on a limb to make more puns ;)
Saffra wisps: She was going out on a limb, Delta.
Freep wisps: i have some frond memories of palms.. :)
Delta wisps: *chuckles at Saffra*
Warrax wisps: Oh god ... they're all here *hides in his office*
Turvity wisps: Ack, you're splitting. This makes me pine for the good old days. :P
Ryzist wisps: Sorry for being such a sap about my honeymoon. :P
Ibblek wisps: *spruces Turvity up*
Eldric wisps that he hands Turvity a nice big pine tree.
Warrax wisps: I wood have expected Twiggy to jump right in, though.
Saffra wisps: That's okay Ryz, you're still the apple of our eye.
Ibblek wisps: Twiggy'll juniper right in, inna sec
Ryzist wisps: C'mon, Dain. Go with the grain.
Saffra wisps: She'll be begging forest.
Thonk wisps: If you guys stick with the puns, this conversation will only get cedaary.
Twiggy wisps: Sorry, I'm pining for the olden days when Ryzist's very name would make me choko up...
PncessAmy wisps: I suck at this. *imagination saps*
Saffra wisps: Cherry up, Twiggy.
Thonk wisps: Bushed already, PncessAmy?
Ibblek wisps: you're rowan up the wrong creek again
Eldric wisps that he considers impaling himself on a two-by-four in order to keep the puns from rotting his mind anymore.
Dain wisps that he searches desparately for a tree-related way to say he doesn't mind the jokes, but fails to find one.
Saffra wisps: Don't hedge the question.
Delta wisps: I think this chat might take a new branch soon.
Ryzist wisps: Shrub and bear it, PncessAmy.
Twiggy wisps: Tree's a crowd, I always say.
Eldric wisps that he goes off to Gloomy where the trees understand him at least.
Turvity wisps: If she's rowan up the wrong creek, someone else might want to take the elm.
Ibblek wisps: mm carpenter puns. "How do you know your wife is true? Check her out with a plumb bob"

You groan at Turvity Wyrmstalker.

Freep wisps: i had to leaf my coffin behind....
Saffra wisps: Don't ash me, Turvity.
Pinkfish wisps: Vibrating plum bob?
Thonk wisps: Fir crying out loud, find some new puns and spruce the conversation up a bit.
Eldric wisps that he is starting to get wood rot on the brain.
Ryzist wisps: Autumn we move on to vegetables?
PncessAmy wisps: I'm stupid as a dog. Wood you give me a break?
Ibblek wisps: Summer sicker than others
Warrax wisps: I'm still trying to find a pun you can use eucalyptus with :)
Thonk wisps: Lettuce not do vegetables _again_.
Ibblek wisps: eucalyptis subject alone or I'll prod you in the gum?
Saffra wisps: Or we can just summerize the conversation.
Turvity wisps: Vegetables always leek into music, and there slide to sax.
Ryzist Le'Zatapathique tells you: Eucalyptus, but I never learned that fancy Latin dancing. :P
Morgol wisps: Should evil trolls still be awake at 9:12 in the morning?
Thonk wisps: I chlorophyll like I'm clutching at straws now...
Saffra wisps: We could spring forwards, certainly.

You roll your eyes at Ryzist Le'Zatapathique.
You grin at Ryzist Le'Zatapathique.
Ryzist Le'Zatapathique beams at you.

Ryzist wisps: Please, asparagus the veggie puns?
Turvity wisps: It win't hert to just stop with the legumes.
Thonk wisps: It's deciduoused - back to the tree puns.
Warrax wisps: I carrot understand why people would want to pun.
Eldric wisps: okay, whoever says another "wood" based pun is going to find that 1) I can probably find a woodman's axe which is OOG very easily if I try hard enough and 2) will find that it IS a very easy weapon to wield against the unwary tree hugger.
Saffra wisps: Cucumber-stand it?
Twiggy wisps: Haha, I made a pine!
Delta wisps: I yam thinking this convo is going to end soon if people dont' come up with better puns. :)
Ibblek wisps: Gah the tree puns rose from the dead. *raspberry*
Turvity wisps: It lets us throw jagged rhubarbs at one another.
Twiggy wisps: Ex-axe-ly, Eldric.
Eldric wisps: THAT'S IT! *goes off to find a woodman's axe*
Saffra wisps: We can handle it.
Twiggy wisps: I made a pine, or play on woods!

You grin at Twiggy Forestweaver.

Ibblek wisps: play knife
Dain wisps: Now Eldric's barking up the right tree.
Thonk wisps: I remember beeting the veggie puns to death years ago, anyway.
Mimer wisps: that just leaves us to come up with a new joke then :)
Twiggy wisps: (That one is courtesy of Shrike, I so wish I could take the credit for it).
Ryzist wisps: Mmmmmm. Eldric, my radishing your woodsman.
Eldric wisps that he wanders back with a very sharp Woodman's Axe.
Ryzist wisps: er, young.
Warrax wisps: Before I loose my sanity, I think I should bid you ad-yew.
Eldric wisps: Right, who want's it??? *holds up the axe menacingly*

Ibblek Ookerton woos at you.

Turvity wisps: Oh, where have yew been hyacinth yew left me?
Twiggy wisps: Leaf us alone, Eldric!
Twiggy wisps: *boughs out*
Saffra wisps: These puns maple at your sanity after a while.
Thonk wisps: Turvity: I've bean around.
Eldric wisps that he screams, loses his mind, and begins to chop people up.
Delta wisps: *waits for more knotty puns*
Saffra wisps: Stop barking up the wrong cre, Eldric.
Turvity wisps: I can't believe the tree ones sprouted again.
Ibblek wisps: I cedar you being amaryllis with the woodsman
Paranoia wisps: Mwhaha! Tree! Frog! Branch! *cackles and falls over*
Saffra wisps: Of course--we're all buds here.
Turvity wisps: It was a larch, really.
Saffra wisps that she worships Ibblek as usual.
Twiggy wisps: Yeah, just watch Saffra back-petal herself out of this one.