[priests] Thoin wisps: *rofl* "You are very bright." Haha :)


[priests] Lassan wisps: The requests I get.. > *** tells you: would you be able to do it one more time for me please


[priests] Warrax wisps: Anyone want to learn 10 million exps worth off me so I can guild max? *beams hopefully*
[priests] Potshot wisps: I offered to teach Poptot a level of faith for about 1.6 mil the other day :P
[priests] Hazard wisps: I might, what's your other.bragging.off bonus? :)
[priests] Potshot wisps: Dammit "force poptot learn faith from potshot" dammit!
[priests] Potshot wisps: Off the scale, Hazard... trust me, much more than double yours :)
[priests] Warrax wisps: I daresay I could teach it a little cheaper :)
Potshot of Ix grins at you.


Hayt wisps: I'm an equal opportunity humourist. I do a lot of work with Albino Lesbian Eskimo Midgets.


[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: I have no pants!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: I am the bareassed avenger!
Potshot of Ix gives a leather g-string to Hayt.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Really?
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Or are you a mad frothing looney?
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: Yeah, PolPot was supposed to be mending my undergarmets.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Oi :P


GlennRidge le Funk spanks the troll.
The troll exclaims: Stop this barbaric behavior!


Quistis wisps: here is my handle and here is my... other handle... well I'll be darned, I'm a sugarbowl.


[priests] Flutter wisps: Warrax isnt talking to himself, he is speaking to Xarraw, his twin brother who was cybernetically implanted into his skull after a minor accident on the Jolly Rogered with a TPA and a Lasgun.
[priests] Pupazz wisps: *ROFL* **drops his PSG-1**
[priests] Thaxist wisps: *casts fumble on Pupazz and laughs as he drops his PSG-1*
[priests] Flutter wisps: Potshot Shooting Gun prototype 1?
[priests] Thaxist wisps: *comforts Xarraw* You have a bad choice of someone's head to be in!
[priests] Flutter wisps: au contraire, he has lots of empty space for hanging out


Zanman wisps: how do i upgrade my little hole
Bourne wisps: you can't
Bourne wisps: go to another vault and open another account
Zanman wisps: how many things can i store in my little hole
Bourne wisps: lots
Warrax wisps: For the sake of not appearing on many quotes pages, perhaps you should stop referring to it as your "little hole" :)
Bourne wisps: yeah...
Gonduran wisps: hehehe
Bourne wisps: i didn't want to be the first to mention it...


Volen de Sade tells you: funnily enough number 69 is titled 'life sucks';)


(Priests) Filey wisps: has the shield duration been downgraded????
(Priests) Potshot wisps: Not as far as I've noticed!!!!
(Priests) Filey wisps: i got probs keeping it up...


(newbie) Demosthenes: how do i turn the parser off?
(newbie) Uriko: 'help parcer'
(newbie) Uriko: With an s :P
(newbie) Uriko: 'heal parser'
(newbie) Uriko: Gnah
(newbie) Uriko: 'help paser'
(newbie) Demosthenes: *help parser*


(Jolly Rogered) Turvity Wyrmstalker: We'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears, now I'm a broken man on an Adelaide pier, the last of Potshot's privateers.


Melian V'Lask: Adonis tells you: I was told if im nice to you, I could possibly get some hot wild steamy cow netsex? intrested? :)
Melian V'Lask: Adonis tells you: it's hogswatch day, be adventureous, take me im yours :) Adonis falls for you.


(newbie) Jhnity: helphelp i am being harassed by invisible cre's because they don't like my alts!


(Priests) Shrike wisps: Sandelgappnork, the god of well-decorated corridors with shag carpet!
(Priests) Shrike wisps: and then of course there's Phat, the god of unexpected weather..
(Priests) Turvity wisps: Fishatek... God of rainy ponds which spontaneously combust?
(Priests) Hagi wisps: Jufulia, the god of negotiable Papyrus?


Taverymuch wisps: up receptionist


(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge: I am ... Scaramanga! Bwa ha ha!
(Jolly Rogered) Warrax peers at Glenn's third nipple.
(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge: ... Im wearing a shirt!
(Jolly Rogered) Warrax: The names Warrax, James Warrax.
(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge: Very well, Mr Warrax... Prepare to die!
(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge: Can Potshot be the midget?
(Jolly Rogered) Warrax: Don't you have to explain your master-plan first?
(Jolly Rogered) Warrax: Yes, he shall now be known as: Nic-Nac
(Jolly Rogered) Warrax: Or was it Tic-Tac
(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge: Bric-a-brac!


(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Sektarian priests / Where are all our rituals? / We suck so badly.
(Priests) Thraq wisps: Red Blooming Roses / Horses Running Down The Hill / Cres please go coding
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: I am a Fishite / I do not have resurrect / You want a Pishite.
(Priests) Turvity wisps: Sorry, yes you do / I think you're lying to me / Rez me now or else!
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Sun falls bringing dusk / I have been fighting all day / Where are my TMs?
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Like insects in June / This has to have been a bug / I got a TM
(Priests) Enoch wisps: Look, you are a git/Why don't you go and shove a/You can guess the rest.
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Oasis grouping / Your divine protection expires / Now I'm gonna die
(Priests) Turvity wisps: Dasquian, please stop / My eyes are starting to bleed /Enough haiku, git.
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Don't call me a git / We all know you're the real git / Now get me a ress.
(Priests) Xellos wisps: If you're going blind / Don't ever finger Xellos / It just makes it worse
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: Die you evil scum / FLASH is the work of Satan / You're gonna get slapped.
(Priests) Dasquian wisps: I have to go sleep / Haikus will resume later / I bet you can't wait


Turvity Wyrmstalker tells you: I prefer hands-on destruction of the guilds I like. ;)


Shrike wisps: get your head out from between my knees, Drakkos.
Drakkos' muffled voice wisps: Shan't!


Ibblek Ookerton loudly says: You call that style, Potshot? You look like you got dressed by a flock of psychotic chickens in the dark after they'd been left alone with Drakkos for Far too long. At least try to match two items of clothing, any two. And stand up straight! You look like Pewsey after he got stuck in the clothes wringer.


You tell Dasquian: But isn't it standard cre practice to inflame the playerbase? :)
Dasquian tells you: Yeah :)
Dasquian asks you: Wouldn't you?
Dasquian wisps: Heya guys! We just opened CWC!
Dasquian tells you: La-de-da.
You laugh at Dasquian.
Tax wisps that she smacks Dasquian with a Bigge Stickke.
Dasquian wisps: Go to Slice to catch the boat!
Kalg wisped: No, you didn't, wheres the news?
Pogos wisped: Erm why would there be news even if he did?
Kartoffel wisped: who would believe a gnome?
Kalg wisped: cos you want attention!
Merrick wisped: rubber room!
Dishrag wisped: other gnomes.
Pogos wisped: And hanson fans
Anavrin wisped: eek! :P
Tax wisped: Dasquian, why would you announce it and not Taffyd?
Anavrin wisped: because. :)
Dasquian wisped: Because he delegated!
Pogos wisped: Because das wears the trousers
Dasquian wisped: Actually I am naked right now.
Pogos wisped: But you do normally right? :)
Tax wisped: Taffyd d'Licious tells you: no. there will be an announcement when it is open.
Dasquian wisped: If I get dressed, yeah :)
Dasquian wisped: Damn, rumbled.


(Jolly Rogered) GlennRidge Re'Animator: Please, you no to understand! YOU are dancing for ME! I have monies to insert into your pantoufles!


(Jolly Rogered) Dasquian: Arrrrrrkinuchi!
(Jolly Rogered) Potshot of Ix: wtf? :P
(Jolly Rogered) Dasquian: It's Agatean for Arrrrrrr :)
(Jolly Rogered) Dasquian: Actually agatean for arrrrr is ...
(Jolly Rogered) Dasquian: Returns: "Muttuttuttu."


Turvity Carabeauce tells you: Not really. I want everyone to have non-PK-checked instant rear rods.
Turvity Carabeauce tells you: Erm, fear. :P
You tell Turvity Carabeauce: Why, thats almost too sick to quote. Almost :)
Turvity Carabeauce bops you on the head.


Ibblek wisps: Quit reading my mind please, Db, it tickles.
Dogbolter wisps: I'm only looking at the pictures.


SoulSpite wisped: what is tongues? what does it do?
OrF wisped: A method of arousing high-priestesses
Warrax wisped: Ooo-arrr
Brighid wisped: Harden being the high priest equivalent? :)
OrF wisped: That's it :)


(True Faith) Turvity Carabeauce: Could you imagine that: Oi! I am the god of Unecthpected Gueththth... You've gotta let me crath on your thofa.