Warrax wisps: Walk the plank!
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Warrax wisps: Ya scurvy Dog you!
Nate wisps: pirates! *scouts around for Maya*
Hurukan wisps: ehrilx. Rhieoa
Hurukan wisps: ack.
Warrax wisps: Arrh, Maya already went off the plank!
Hurukan wisps: sorry, my keyboard almost fell on the floor :)
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Warrax wisps: *accuses Potshot of having a trigger*
Nate wisps: the keyboard walked the plank!
Irony wisps: No, it's an alias.
Potshot wisps: It's neither...
Warrax wisps: Don't be silly, only things I say walk the plank, I'm the capt'n after all!
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Potshot wisps: But it is now, and it's generic :)
Warrax wisps: Arrh *waves a rusty cutlass*

[apex] Potshot wisps: Plank!!
You go Plank! at Potshot of Ix.
[apex] Nate wisps: yes, very good potshot :P
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh *ties Potshot to the anchor and sets sail*
[apex] Potshot wisps: *points out the anchor is still on deck and unties himself*
[apex] Nate wisps: keel haul him!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh *draws his cutlass and points it at Potshot* ... Charge!
[apex] Potshot wisps: Eek!
[apex] Potshot wisps: *runs, screaming*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *eeks for Potshot*
[apex] Nate wisps: *trips up potshot*

Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Potshot wisps: Phew, I think I lost him.

[Jolly Rogered] Irony: I want to be captain now! *filches the captain's hat*
[apex] Warrax wisps: *runs to the rope locker in order to retreive the atomic weapons* Arrh!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, I'm the capt'n.

Warrax wisps: Arrh.

[apex] Glittery wisps: Atomic weapons eh? *puts on a helmet*
[apex] Potshot wisps: Warrax is violating the Great Convention! Get him!

Warrax wisps: Arrh, thought you'd loose me by changing channels ya scurvy dog.

[Jolly Rogered] Irony: You need to work on your wards, Warrax. Look again.
[Jolly Rogered] Irony models her captain's hat.

[apex] Warrax wisps: *launches the tactical nuclear rhinocerous*

[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Now listen here young rapscallions! I be the cap'n, coz I own the club!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix sings "You can leave your hat on"
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix whistles appreciatively at Irony.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, Plank!

[apex] Chowmein wisps: *has a star wars defence*

[Jolly Rogered] Irony: First rule: Um.... We must sail the seas in search of chocolate!

[apex] Nate wisps: *eats all the nuclear weapons* burp!

[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: This baby don't sail, she folds :)
[Jolly Rogered] Irony: Whatever...
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Hmm.. is now a good time to realise that Perkins Paste is water soluble?
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrrh, only room for one, possibly two, captains on this ship!
[Jolly Rogered] Irony: And when we find a ship with chocolate, we take the precious cargo and all the crew get.....
[Jolly Rogered] Irony: The plank!!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax orders everyone around.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: All you need to do is build a path to chocolate in your mind... get really high on drugs and pow! You're there.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Plank!!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Potshot, I'm doing that as we speak!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: What is this, some kind of a dodgy Fijian coup, Warrax?
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: yeah! but without the guns ;)
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, I have parlimentary support!

Nate wisps: ohh good, all the pirates have set sail :)
Warrax wisps: *Brings the forward cannons to bear on Potshot* Now, try to take over my captaincy will you!
Warrax wisps: Arrrh, Plank!
Nate wisps: damn!
GlennRidge wisps: Isn't Potshot standing on the boat?
GlennRidge wisps: And you're trying to shoot him with cannons?
Warrax wisps: Arrh, for your impertinence Glenny, guess what ... you get the Plank!
Potshot wisps: Fine, you aim the cannons, I'll aim my lasgun :)
GlennRidge wisps: *gets in lifeboat*
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Chowmein wisps: *attaches limpet mines to the hull*
Nate wisps: *knocks Warrax on the head while he's concentrating on Potshot and steals his captins hat* haha!
Irony wisps: I am captain!!! All bring me chocolate!!
Potshot wisps: Irony has the hat at the moment :P
Warrax wisps: *shoves a rusty cutlass in the barrel of the lasguns*
Potshot wisps: Chocolate!!
Irony wisps: Yes. Ha!
Nate wisps: *does the same thing to Irony*
Warrax wisps: I need no hat, I'm the capt'n through right of conquest!
Irony wisps: *towers over Nate*
GlennRidge wisps: Bah! Warrax couldn't captain a sinking bathtub!
Nate wisps: *bops Irony on the head*
Irony wisps: Oh shush, Warrax, you can't even spell. :P
Potshot wisps: I know... look what he did to our life boat!
Potshot wisps: Which looks suspiciously like a sinking bathtub...
Irony wisps: You aren't even on the ship! The plank for Nate!! Unless he has chocolate, in which case we will take it from him first.
Warrax wisps: Arrh, what do you think this ship was made from Glenny?
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
GlennRidge wisps: paddlepop sticks and perkins paste! i made it myself!
Irony wisps: That's just the plank.
Nate wisps: *throws Irony overboard*
Potshot wisps: The ship is a Heighliner ;)
Saffire wisps: :)
GlennRidge wisps: Imitation cedar finish wallpaper covers everything!
Warrax wisps: Arrh, you're not even on the ship Nate, on account of you not being a Pirate!
Irony wisps: Plank!
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Saffire wisps: PLank!
Irony wisps: *points at Nate*
Warrax wisps: Guess what lucky door prize Nate wins?

[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Plank!!
GlennRidge wisps: You see those sails?
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Hmm... this alias is good :P

Nate wisps: *runs like buggery*
Warrax wisps: Plank!!
GlennRidge wisps: i made them from my bellybutton fluff!
Saffire wisps: run, Nate, run :)

Chowmein squeezes his fingers together and says to Potshot of Ix: "If you do not cease and desist, I shall be forced to insert said plank into his rectum."

Potshot wisps: Arrrrrrrr! Shiver me timbers!
Potshot wisps: And just for Chow...
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Irony wisps: Arrrr!!! The coward's runnin' away!!
GlennRidge wisps: Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
Warrax wisps: Arrrh, its the plank for Chow too!
Potshot wisps: Arrrrr, Chow. Ye fight like a dairy farmer.
Chowmein wisps: You could try. But I'm packing an uzi.
Potshot wisps: Cow with gun!
Chowmein wisps: *nods solemnly*
Warrax wisps: Arrrh, an Uzi is no match for a rusty cutlass!
GlennRidge wisps: Where are you going with an uzi in your luggage?
Chowmein wisps: Postal worker's convention?
Potshot wisps: He's going to... walk the plank!!
Irony wisps: Wait! Does he have any chocolate?
GlennRidge wisps: I'd be packin a small tank for that one ;)
Chowmein wisps: Yes, I do.
Chowmein wisps: Dark chocolate. With almonds. It's yummy.
Irony wisps: Grab it!!!
Potshot wisps: Quick, steal his chocolate... then he's for the...
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Warrax wisps: Arrh, chop his legs off and make him crawl the Plank!
Irony wisps: *takes Chowmein's chocolate*
Irony wisps: Now...... the plank!
Potshot wisps: Arrrr!
Chowmein wisps: GR, you can't fit that in a suitcase. I have my carrier battle wing in the Pacific standing by.
Chowmein wisps: Just for that, Irony, I'm going to eat the last of it.
Chowmein wisps: And describe it's luscious goodness.
GlennRidge wisps: A wise move Chow! But watch out for the Head PO guy and his Amazing Orbital Barrage Machine! ;)
Nate wisps: any decent enchanters on?
Potshot wisps: Enchanters might be witches... who get the plank!!
Chowmein wisps: I have an F-15 equiped with an ASAT.
GlennRidge wisps: I'm enchanting, or so i tell myself ;)
Warrax wisps: Plank!
Nate wisps: *sighs* Shouldn't have bothered :P
GlennRidge wisps: *takes several steps away from the convention*
Irony wisps: We'll have none of that, noodle boy! It's plank time for you!
Warrax wisps: Arrh, it be a galleon ... hoist the Jolly Roger, ready the boarding hooks ... from how low she be riding in the water, I think we have a full load of chocolate!
Irony wisps: YAY!
Nate wisps: *kills Irony*
GlennRidge wisps: Ramming speed!
Potshot wisps: Ha! You got the body double!
Warrax wisps: Potshot, bring the secondary cannons to bear, Irony, hard aport!
Irony wisps: *shudders with delight at the prospect of a full load of chocolate*
Hurukan wisps: talker off
Hurukan wisps: oops, mischat :)
Warrax wisps: Glenn, get to the front of the boat and pretend to be a ram!
Potshot wisps: Get him! Plank!!
GlennRidge wisps: *headbutts galleon*
Warrax wisps: It might help if you go Baaa a few times!
GlennRidge wisps: Yea, I was about to say that ;)
Irony wisps: Or say 'nipples' or something.

[Jolly Rogered] Irony: Hmmmm. Maybe we should drag it back here....
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, not in the middle of the invasion :)
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: We'll have to make a stop off on the way, though...

[Ironic] Potshot of Ix: Plank!!
[Ironic] Irony: Bad!
[Ironic] Warrax: Arrrh, the apex channel looks quiet!

[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Baaa!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, ready to board the galleon!
[apex] Potshot wisps: BaaaArrrrr!
[apex] Anya wisps: Eh?
[apex] Hurukan wisps: You'll never take my ship alive, cap'n Warrax!
[apex] Anya wisps: Eh!?
[apex] Potshot wisps: Your ship is alive?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, we'er the pirate invasion force!
[apex] Nate wisps: they think they're all pirates :P
[apex] Anya wisps: Oh. *swoops higher on her broomstick to watch mildly*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Look out! It's Captain Nemo And the Nautilus! I think it's a giant chocolate Guylian sea shell submarine!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: yep, the crew are all dead though. Probably has something to do with the ship being alive :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Hoist the first mate, mainsail, turn us to port!
[apex] Glittery wisps: Are you still using nuclear weapons? I haven't been paying attention.
[apex] Potshot wisps: *goes under the north pole*
[apex] Potshot wisps: Atomics, yes :)
[apex] Anya wisps: My word. *flies higher*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Only rubber nuclear weapons ;)
[apex] Dalium wisps: that's ok then
[apex] Warrax wisps: Lower the bosun, Anchor, add more sail!
[apex] Potshot wisps: That's what we told Glenny so that he wouldn't play with them
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *orders his ship to bite Warrax's*
[apex] Nate wisps: don't you mean lower the anchor bosun? :P
[apex] Anya wisps: All the witches here, do you want to drop rocks on both parties? That way we'd settle this all nicely.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *chews on a tactical warhead*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: mmmmmmmm plutonium fresh!
[apex] Glittery wisps: That'd be fine with me.
[apex] Anya wisps: Now for some really large pointy rocks.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Fire the cabin boy, cannons, get back to work!
[apex] Anya wisps: Fire the cabin boy? Run outa cannonballs, have we?
[apex] Helena wisps: ooh firing cannon boys outta cannons, sounds like fun - can i play?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, budget cuts and all!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Plank!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Arrr! Fire a broadside at the scum! Hit her amidships!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Yessir?
[apex] Anya wisps: I doubt they're heavy enough to make big holes in decks.
[apex] Hurukan wisps: I wish you wouldn't keep having people walk over me, cap'n Warrax :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Sound the boarding alarm! Onward with the Plank!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Grapnels away!
[apex] Potshot wisps: Plank!!
[apex] Anya wisps: Why are Warrax's people suiciding?
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *moves onward*
[apex] Helena wisps: but if you douse 'em in oil and set em alight before you fire then, they can do a lot of damage :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Ramming speed!
[apex] Piccalo wisps: capn capn look
[apex] Anya wisps: That's a nice idea, Helena. :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh matey, bring me some fire, Glenny
[apex] Glittery wisps: *flies to Scrogden to pick up a load of potatoes, then drops them on the ships from a dangerous height* :P
[apex] Helena wisps: and afterward you can eat 'em at the victory feast - Roast Cabin Boy - ymmy
[apex] Anya wisps: If the both of them ram each other, we can hope they both damage their hulls.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *fills the cannon with chillies*
[apex] Anya wisps: Nothing wrong with chillies. Now the other side can have salsa.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, shoot a load of paper over first, then fire the lemon juice!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Cap'n, someone's tryin to walk me without your permission!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Plank!
[apex] Glittery wisps: But potatoes are so versatile. :(
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Have we won yet?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, this be a chocolate raid matey's, yon french galleon is carrying a load for the homeworld!
[apex] Anya wisps: Er. Witches one, everyone else, zero.
[apex] Nate wisps: where is all of this taking place exactly?
[apex] Hurukan wisps: in the water?
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Why, right here, of course!
[apex] Nate wisps: Or on the ankh?
[apex] Anya wisps: Apex ocean of madness.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, in the deep sea floating around in space!
[apex] Helena wisps: air attacks are a big help in naval battles *nodnods wisely*
[apex] Glittery wisps: *drops more potatoes*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, call in the reserve force, full on attack, that chocolate must not get away!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *does plank-like thingies*
[apex] Lucky wisps: did I hear someone say chocolate? *wakes up*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, we be hunting the chocolate treasure of the dfkdjfdl islands, Arrh
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: SS Jolly Rogered vs Captain Nemo and his Giant Guylian Sea Shell!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, Plank!
[apex] Potshot wisps: Plank!!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Plonk!!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: yessir?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Thats enough out of you cabin boy, Plank, walk the Potshot!

Potshot of Ix tells you exclaiming: Plank!!
Potshot of Ix tells you: Woohoo, my alias works for tells :P

[apex] Hurukan wisps: aye cap'n.
[apex] Anya wisps: The captains are losing it.
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *wobbles towards Potshot*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *takes control*
[apex] Potshot wisps: Oi!
[apex] Nate wisps: the captians never had it
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, orders the mast to shimmy up the lookout*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Sails for the Carribean!
[apex] Anya wisps: True.
[apex] Nate wisps: *wonders if anyone is logging this*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, where'd that star destroyer go ... ramming speed, we can still get her ...ready the boarding party
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Arrrr! We all be lyin in Davy Jonese's locker by the end of this! Arrr!
[apex] Dalium wisps: been overdoing the frogpills old chap?
[apex] Warrax wisps: *has a Jolly Rogered pirate quotes page*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Cap'n, we're takin in water!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: And what a quotes page!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *lies down on the hole*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, we not be after frogpills, but chocolate, ready with the grapnels, Glenn
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Swab the bilges!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* We sail tonight fer Singapore, we're all as mad as Hammers here!..
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Grapnels... away!
[apex] Anya wisps: *cheers* 'cept I'm already in Singapore...
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh *orders all the food to be thrown overboard to save weight*
[apex] Nate wisps: does that include the chocolate?
[apex] Anya wisps: Ah ha. Now everyone can starve...unless you have a wizard onboard.
[apex] Dalium wisps: not the chocolate!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* Oi've fallen for a tawny Moor, drunk off to The Land Of Nod..
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, we're still trying to capture the chocolate!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: shall I resume my position as plank, cap'n?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Plank!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: aye sir?
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* Oi've Drunk with all the Chinamen, walked the sewers of Paris
[apex] Anya wisps: Why sewers?
[apex] Warrax wisps: If Potshot moves, you have permission to Plank him!
[apex] Chowmein wisps: nickname potshot plank
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *looks towards Potshot with a worried look*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Aye sir...
[apex] Wenda wisps: *tunes in curiously* what _is_ going on here?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh!
[apex] Anya wisps: I suppose Potshot can passage halfway.
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* And walzed along the Coloured Wind, Dangled froma rope of Sand...
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Quick! End this star-spawned madness now! *captures chocolate* *hauls chocolate away to the Jolly Rogered planet* ;)
[apex] Helena wisps: Piracy, bigod!
[apex] Anya wisps: Everyone thinks they are pirates, the witches are watching and dropping...stuff.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, the chocolate is ours, Muhahaha.
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Hey, I'm not a pirate! :)
[apex] Lucky wisps: ooh, can I drop something too? *zoomzs up into the air with her bat*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: I'm a plank. *looks smug*
[apex] Potshot wisps: Not a pirate???
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *wallows in his own chocolatey crapulence*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Glenny set fire to your hair and headbut the Galleon!
[apex] Potshot wisps: Plank!!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* So you must wave goodbye to me...arrrrr....we sail tonight fer Singapore, Take yer blanket from the floor..

Chowmein squeezes his fingers together and says to Potshot of Ix: "I shall call him Miniplank."

[apex] Warrax wisps: She must not be allowed to get away, Plank, get in the cannon, Potshot, break out the flamingoes!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* Wash yer mouth out by the door, the whole towns made of Iron ore...
[apex] Potshot wisps: Cannon? I'd better put a trusty saucepan on my head...
[apex] Potshot wisps: Surely someone's played that game...
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, Irony is handling the saucepans!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* every witnesss turns to steam, they all become Italian dreams...
[apex] Helena wisps: oil up the cabin boys and load the guns!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Mmmmmmmm, oiled cabin boys ;)
[apex] Anya wisps: Pervert.
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* fill yer pockets up with Earth, get yerself a dollars worth, Heave away boys, Heave away!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Helena is trying to usurp my authority, Helena, walk the Plank!
[apex] Irony wisps: What? No, I'm eating chocolate.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, back to your post Pirate, or we'll be swamped in wombats!
[apex] Chowmein wisps: Irony should be a cabin boy *nods*
[apex] Potshot wisps: Careful, or she'll give you the
[apex] Potshot wisps: Plank!!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *readies the oil*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Plank!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: aye sir?
[apex] Nate wisps: Alright, I've had enough pirate adventures for one night.
[apex] Irony wisps: Argh! No!
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* The Captain is a one-armed dwarf, He's throwing dice along the warf...
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh *throws Nate to the sharks*
[apex] Helena wisps: well jump over the side then boy and let the sea take yer. Shes a harsh mistress, but beautiful
[apex] Anya wisps: Captain's a six foot dwarf.
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh!
[apex] Nate wisps: Really want to try that Warrax? :P

[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Should we retreat to our last bastion of true piratyness?

[apex] Warrax wisps: *watches as the pirate ship sails out of range of the apex channel*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Wait for me!!

Warrax wisps: Plank!
Bonedancer wisps: how can I say something in Djelian (I know the language)?
Potshot wisps: "speak djelian" "shout Plank!!"

[apex] Warrax wisps: *throws out a trailing line to Glenn as the Jolly Rogered heads towards channel one*
[apex] Blister wisps: *sings* Wipe HIm down with Gasoline, 'till his arms are hard an mean..from now on Boy this Iron Boats' yer home (fades into the distance, still singing...)
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Noone cares about the battering ram ;)
[apex] Hurukan wisps: I do, I'm good friends with rammie! :)
[apex] Potshot wisps: *batters Glenny*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, well, you stopped saying Baaa, didn't you?
[apex] Helena wisps: they'll care when you shove it through their hull
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Fry me a liver!
[apex] Irony wisps: Bye! *tosses the captain's hat to GlennRidge*
[apex] Warrax wisps: *orders the ship turned around to pick up the battering ram*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Woohoo!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Oi scum! I'm the captain now!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: Tie a line onto me, I'll secure 'im!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, the Plank for you!
[apex] Potshot wisps: No, you have the hat :P
[apex] Hurukan wisps: woohooo!
[apex] Warrax wisps: I'm the capt'n
[apex] Warrax wisps: *fashions a captains hat out of a nearby cannon*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *pouts* Im taking my plank home with me, and noone can play! ;)
[apex] Blister wisps: Well Goose me wit a Marlin-spike! THere' bin a Mutiny! 'Ooray fer the New Capptin!
[apex] Warrax wisps: *speaks with a ringing sound* Arrrh, Plank!
[apex] Helena wisps: that be a fine lookin' hat cappin sir
[apex] Nate wisps: shoots everyone with cannons and rns off hehehe!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, you don't have any cannons Nate, on account of you not being a pirate lad!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Who loaded the cannon with jelly??
[apex] Nate wisps: I borowed yours :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, I thought it might give the enemy pause for thought!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Ooooo, he's a sneaky one!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, no one takes over the Jolly Rogered ... Plank!
[apex] Blister wisps: Arrr, he lubberly wretch, behaul yeself laddie or Oii'll sing at ye roight saltily!
[apex] Anya wisps: Spinach jelly, at that. *shudders* My bat won't touch it.
[apex] Nate wisps: I snuck up while you were all busy admiring the hat :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, down to the balast with you, ya scurvy dog!
[apex] Helena wisps: lock 'im up in the hold cappin, that'll larn him! Arrrgh
[apex] Anya wisps: *offers everyone going 'Arrr' a throat sweet*
[apex] Nate wisps: *pokes Warrax in the belly and runs away giggling*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *installs a Prologic system with sick suwoofas on the SS Jolly Rogered, and doofs off to the South Seas to pick up impressionable chicks*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, *sends the attack platypus after Nate*
[apex] Potshot wisps: That's full sik, mate!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Subwoofaaa!
[apex] Nate wisps: Not the attack platypus! *cowers*

Hurukan b'Rain tells you: I gotta turn off my talker, think I could die honorably as the plank? ;)

[apex] Hurukan wisps: cap'n, their firing!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrrh, return albatross!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: It's a termite, aaaah!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: it's coming right for me cap'n! save me!
[apex] Helena wisps: cappin, cappin we's run out of cabin boys - what'll we use for ammo?
[apex] Warrax wisps: Bring the starboard elephants to bear, ready the peanuts
[apex] Blister wisps: Arrr! Its everyman fer 'imself! TO the bottles!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *bends over* *sun shines out of arse and blinds the baddies!!*
[apex] Dalium wisps: ooh
[apex] Nate wisps: lol
[apex] Blister wisps: *applauds wildly*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: thankyou, thankyou all ;)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, *turns the ship around to head back to the home port*
[apex] Helena wisps: *shifts her eyepatch over to her good eye* ah you scurvy dog you can't pull hthat old tick on use!
[apex] Blister wisps: Arrg! We be rich lads! Thar's Gold in that there Are hole!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *watches in horror as a termite climbs up the side of the ship at him*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *stands up* ... *runs away*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: ca...ca...cap'n!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Arrh, Glenny, You have command ... I'm going below to ... inspect the chocolate
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *chomp*
[apex] Helena wisps: git your marlin spikes ready!
[apex] Blister wisps: *equips spelunking helmet and ropes*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Don't worry plank! You're made out of mainly Perkins Paste ;)
[apex] Hurukan wisps: agh...it got me cap'n...
[apex] Hurukan wisps: I'm a gonner, save yourself!
[apex] Warrax wisps: And paddle pop sticks
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *unties himself from the plank position and lets himself drop overboard*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: and imitation cedar finish wallpaper, for that auhentic look!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: sail on!
[apex] Hurukan wisps: I'm just deadwood now...
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *sails into the sunset*
[apex] Hurukan wisps: *splinters and breaks into tiny pieces*
[apex] Blister wisps: Cuss the lubberly plank! We coulda used 'im fer a raft!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: And what adventure's we'll have!