A post by Curious:
Curious arrives from the north.
> ambush curious
Gapp appears in a puff of paisley.
Queued command: ambush curious
Gapp whacks Curious upside the head.
...waiting...
Gapp screams in Curious' ear: Pay attention you good for nothing SOB!
Gapp screams in Curious' ear: I invested a LOT of effort having you trained!
...waiting...
Curious says: Mmmm?
Gapp points straight at you.
Curious says: Oh! Um, er...
Curious says: Crap!
Gapp vanishes in a cloud of lacy underwear.
Really, seriously queuing command: ambush curious
Curious gets a silver flail from the black backpack.
Curious tries to hold the silver flail and fails.
Curious tries to hold the silver flail and fails.
Curious shouts: Has anyone seen the T-Shop?
Putting you on hold: ambush curious
Lagger shouts: You're standing in it, you idiot!
Curious shouts: *blush*
Curious buys the Flat Cap.
Curious buys the Bronze Helm.
Your call is important to us, please hold the line: ambush curious
Curious wears the Flat Cap.
Curious removes the Flat Cap.
Curious wears the Bronze Helm.
Curious shakes slightly as he takes hold of the silver flail, upside down!
Curious says: Have at you!
Curious says: Dodge! Spin! Parry! Thrust! K...
Curious mashes himself with the silver flail.
Curious dies.
Curious curses the day he was born.
The ghost of Curious leaves north.
The corpse of Curious' eyes start to bulge.
You have exited the command queue! Running your command: ambush curious
Ambush who?
You weep bitterly
-- If this is what Gappic priests are liike, no wonder Potshot is trying to take over.
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