[Jolly Rogered] Hayt puts on two eyepatches.
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: That's it! I'll roleplay a Pirate who drives Nascar on his days off!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, Hayt's been added to the crew list mateys :)
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: Hooraaaaaaaarrrr!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Can I stpo being the cabin boy now? ;)
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: No, we must abuse you further.
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: This had better not be my week in the barrel. :-P
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, ye've been promoted glenny ...
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: ... to senior cabin boy!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Woohoo!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, don't get to excited, its twice the work for half the pay.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: *sulks in the lifeboat*
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Glenn, get out of the leaky bathtub!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: I have to go to the toilet sometime!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: How many times do I have to tell you its _not_ the lifeboat!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: Hmm. What we need is a pirate prosthetic that will inspire TRUE horror and fear!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: The PEG HEAD!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: head?
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: The peg posterior!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, first mate Potshot, are cabin boys allowed to suggest idea's, or is it the Plank for him?
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt replaces Potshots head with a block of kindling, but nobody noticed.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: First mate? Plank for ye, ye mutinous sea dog!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: He could be his own plank. Stand on his 'ead, sort of.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrh, I be the cap'n, it be the Plank for you, not me!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Oi!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: Even better for old peg-ass over there!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Hey.. I made that plank!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax gets out a rusty cutlass and moves towards Potshot's head with the aim of making it more plank-like.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: draws a lasgun.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: I thought yokels already had flat heads! ;)
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax tries the good old cartoon trick, and sticks a cork in the barrel of the lasgun.
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: And the F/X track goes Kerspooch!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix fries the cork and Warrax
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax easily dodges as Potshot finds it hard to aim properly with a peghead.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk pulls out the bung!
[Jolly Rogered] Hayt: Don't look with your eyes! Feel the force flow through the lifeless lump of timber that is your noggin!