Good people of Ankh Morpork!

Writhe no longer under the authoritarian gaze of the yet-to-be-
elected magistrates!

Renounce your Ankh-Morporkian citizenship, and join the select few
who have become citizens of that reknowned hamlet, Hillshire!

That's right, good people! Hillshire is no longer the hick burg that
it once was! It's a dynamic, progressive town, made perfect for YOU!,
and YOU ALONE!

It offers something for everyone! Citizens of Hillshire need not
worry themselves with the style-cramping rules of Ankh-Morpork! Pay
no tax! Kill people abroad! You have DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! Gaurenteed![1]

Keep all manner of pets! Summon all manner of eldritch beings in the
backwoods![2] Build the biggest still imaginable! *Free* mud baths in
the tar pits! Border control? What border control?!

And HOW do you get all these amazing benefits? Just send ONE! EASY!
payment of 3 royals[3] to me, GlennRidge, Self Elected Dictator of
Hillshire!

Recieve your complimentary Hillshire pass, and a FREE breath of that
fresh, fresh Hillshire air! Send your money NOW!

Don't miss this OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!

GlennRidge,
Generalissimo.




[1] Guarentee void if actual death occurs.
[2] Magnitude and ferocity of otherworldly beast to be decided on a
case-by-case basis, with an upper limit of no more than sixteen eyes,
honking huge claws, twenty metres of tentacles and ten metres of
tongue.
[3] Or 5 painful payments of 6 royals apiece.