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Police overheard this conversation on the Sandelfon's Honour Guard channel, and are hoping to use it to put Warrax away for good.
Warrax: Had you heard of my page before?
Meg: nope
Warrax: Trying to see how well my marketing division is doing you see :)
Warrax: Obviously I need to hire a new head of marketing ... Warrax, you're fired!
Meg: If you need Data base entry person I'm your chicka
Warrax: Feel like moving up into marketing? :)
Warrax: We just had an opening :)
Warrax grumbles about just getting fired
Warrax: How could I do that to myself?
Warrax: Because you were doing a bad job of course
Warrax: Oh no, I'm talking to myself again :)
Meg giggles
Iphal: warrax, you could sue yourself for unfair dismissal =)
Warrax: Thats a brilliant idea ... think of the free publicity too :)
Iphal: =)
Warrax: After getting that much publicity for myself throught the courtcase, I might just have to hire myself again :)
Meg: I can see it all now "Moron sues himself see page 4"
Meg opens the paper to page 4 and laughs
Sasse: when do I get consecrate?
Meg: when you kill warrax
Warrax: Nonsense, kiling me is a good idea ... I'm thinking of putting out a contract on myself
Sasse: And how many assasins have you killed? You know, they could boycott you if you have killed their members =)
Warrax: Well, just 1, but he was eating my brain at the time.
Hazard: He was on a diet, then?
Sasse: Well, you should use a front to place a contract on yourself - but they might give you a discount, seeing as to how they seem to like your brain.
Warrax: Oh no, if I want to place a contract on myself I'm going to do it nice and offical like, no hiding behind other people, that would just be weird :)
-- Its so hard to find good help these days.


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