Thirsha wisps that she accuses the godbotherers of getting up to Weird Things.
Thirsha wisps: Although that's probably normal for godbotherers...
Warrax wisps: Hmmm, a witch, huh. *gets various inflammable materials*
Leviticus wisps that he accuses Thirsha of weirder things
Thirsha wisps: Ah, thanks. Now I can burn the rest of you lot. *starts building lots of pyres*
Warrax wisps: I think ye might be on the wrong side of the fence there, Thirsha.
Thirsha wisps: Who, me? Er, Lawks! I'm just a humble wood gathererer! Er... fruit drink?
Leviticus wisps: Yeah, ain't it the priests who burn the witchies?
Thirsha wisped: Nonono. Witches never got burned. Tho sometimes they were doing the burning.
Hanion wisped: Quick lads, someone nip down the shops and buy some matches. ;)
Leviticus wisped: oh. well then. we'll start a new tradition!
Thirsha wisped that she ponders what would happen if someone ignited a scumble soaked witch. Probably similar to what happened to the village that tried to burn Agnes Nutter.
Warrax wisped: *checks the temple history books* No, I'm sorry, but we definitely burned the witches ... says so right here in 15.2.3
Niagara wisped: And 15.2.4
Niagara wisped: And 15.2.5, And...
Leviticus wisped: yes, and then there was that whole *inquisition* thingy...
Thirsha wisped that she starts quaffing scumble in an attempt at MAD.
Leviticus wisped: MAD?
Warrax wisped: In fact, you might as well refer to all of chapter 15. ... and 12 ... and 11
Teshal wisped: Gotta be MAD to quaff scumble.
Thirsha wisped: Muturallally Ashured Deshtruction. *nodnods happily drunkenly*
Moogle wisped: "And fo the witchef were burnt at the ftake. Or they would have been, had we any ftakef. Inftead, we just made a big pile of branchef and burned them on that. And there was much rejoicing."
Niagara wisped: And 13, 14 and 9
Hanion wisped: 'And thou shalt burn thine enermys in thy mercy lord, and then there shall be rejoycing, and toasted marchmellows.'
Niagara wisped: But not 10 for some odd reason...
Warrax wisped: Thats the one dealing on the dangers of Mrs Cake.
Hanion wisped: 10 must have been the druids.
Hanion wisped: ah the druids was 9 then.
Chocolat wisped: on the first day of christmas, my pri-iest gave to meeeee a lovely toasted thirsha
Thirsha wisped: Rroight, you godbotherererer's 'd bettterr shhutt upp. Orr I'll brreathe on yoush. *wobbles drunkenly*
Chocolat wisped: and a marshmallow onna stick
Styles wisped: Madam! you're drunk!
Leviticus wisped: i bet you weren't expecting this sort of spanish inquisition!
Thirsha wisped: Yep. 'n if'n these godbothererererers trrry to burrrn mee... Whee! *makes "BOOOM!" noises*
Warrax wisped: Being a humble wood-gatherer, Thirsha ... would you mind collecting some for us ... we have need of a pyre, I feel.
Hanion wisped: *prepares the steak and sticks it up thrisha's bottom*
Hagi wisped: What's this about burning? I thought that we moved on from that? Fetch... the comfy chair!
Styles wisped: Not the comfy chair!
Leviticus wisped: No, not the comfy chair!
Teshal wisped: *gasp*
Styles wisped: Can't we warm up with the soft cushions?
Stargazer wisped: this talk of burning is jinxing my portals
Hanion wisped: Cake or Death?!?
Thirsha wisped: Noo, not the comfy chair! And whatever you do, don't use... the black bottle full of scumble!
Turvity wisped that she peers at Hagi and wuffles her hair, saying, "Good Speak, there's a good girl."
Hagi wisped that she bounces.

(Priests) Leviticus wisps: have we all happily moved to witch-burining on one, or are there still stragglers here?
(Priests) Chocolat wisped that she straggles
(Priests) Tarzan wisped: do we have a strategy?
(Priests) Turvity wisped that she tries to prove that Warrax has never burned a witch before.
(Priests) Hanion wisped: She's a witch, burn her!
(Priests) Niagara wisped: Gather wood and then light the wood?
(Priests) Chocolat wisped: um, get wood, tie witch on top, set light to wood, have a party?
(Priests) Warrax wisped: You'll be quite unsucessful with that, Turvity :)
(Priests) Warrax wisped: There may even be chocolate biscuits, afterwards.
(Priests) Tarzan wisped: can we poke her a bit first? witk our holy symbols i mean....
(Priests) Turvity wisped: Bah. Show me one witch that you've burned.
(Priests) Leviticus wisped that he sits back and watched the fur fy.
(Priests) Chocolat wisped that she breaks out the marshmallows for toasting
(Priests) Hanion wisped: Chocolate biscuits! I'm in!
(Priests) Warrax wisped: Well, its a bit hard to show you now ....
(Priests) Turvity wisped: See, no proof. :P
(Priests) Tarzan wisped: weren't you along when we burned Igraine a while back?
(Priests) Hanion wisped: *dashes off to get 2 barrels of communial wine*
(Priests) Warrax wisped: Of course, I love a good witch burning.
(Priests) Chocolat wisped that she nudges Warrax: didn't you save a souvenir from the last one...you know...
(Priests) Leviticus wisped: oh lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that it may blow your enemies into tiny bits...
(Priests) Warrax wisped: I have a half scorched broomstick ... that any good?
(Priests) Lemming wisped: And the Lord did grin.
(Priests) Leviticus wisped that he makes holy-type motions...
(Priests) Hanion wisped: .. in thine mercy!
(Priests) Turvity wisped: Whereas I have a relic from the last priest-chewing. :)
(Priests) Warrax wisped: And I saved half a bottle of scumble too ... unfortunately it did get somehow misplaced.
(Priests) Leviticus wisped: okay, where's that witch?

Thirsha wisped: Hah! Looks like I beat you godbotherererers! *passes out after drinking 5 bottles of scumble*
Warrax wisped: We are discussing strategy on the priests channel, dearie :)
Hanion wisped: Quick! Now's our chance!
Chocolat wisped: hush, we're discussing tactics over there ------->
Leviticus wisped: aha, we are but gathering our forces on our channel, preparing to urn you into oblivion!
Hanion wisps: Ok, whos gonna do those little pate bread things for after the burning.

(Priests) Turvity wisps: Bah. I don't think yer rready te take on a rreal witch. :)
(Priests) Warrax wisps: Been on the scumble yourself, Turvity? :)
(Priests) Lemming wisps: "Come an' 'ave a go if yer think yer dark enough"?
(Priests) Chocolat wisps: nah, come an ave a go if you think you're flammable enough :p
(Priests) Turvity wisps: Oi, you? Yesh, you in th' rrodent shuit! You kinnae tell me wot te do!
(Priests) Lemming wisps: Flammability is variable. It depends on percentage petrol per square inch of fabric. :)
(Priests) Warrax wisps: You have to remember that scumble has at least twice the flammability level of petrol, though.

Chocolat wisps: feed them more scumble, that burns...
Thirsha wisps: No, scumble explodes. Then implodes. Then explodes again. I don't think you want to be nearby when it happens.
Thirsha wisps: Nonono. Ya see, it would pretty much level AM, for the umpteenth time.
Chocolat wisps: well, it'd give the cres something to do ;)
Hanion wisps: Ok, well burn you in the Ramtops, noone will miss that! ;)
Thirsha wisps: And that's with *one* bottle. Imagine with 5. ;)
Warrax wisps: I say we place a few extra bottles of scumble in the pyre as well ... for effect.
Chocolat wisps: ooh, good plan, warrax
Thirsha wisps: *ponders* And, of course, with all the sewers and methane in AM... I imagine it'd give A'tuin a serious burn. At least lacerations.
Warrax wisps: The _only_ problem I can see .. is that we have to find a small marshian chap to say "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earthshattering Kabook" when the scumble all gets mysteriously drunk.
Thirsha wisps: I think the martian would have been blown away/vaporised/Gone Away by the disc smashing kablam...

(Priests) Tarzan wisps: so we have a target yet?
(Priests) Chocolat wisps: all the witches!

Warrax wisps: Not if a certain rabbit stole all the matches though?
Hanion wisps: Off for now, save me a souvinier from the burning
Thirsha wisps that she sneaks onto the priests channel and plants a scumble bomb.
Thirsha wisps: Wow. I didn't know rubber aprons burnt in those colors.
Warrax wisps: Won't work, I'm afraid ... we have Turvity there pretending to be a priest ... she is like a scumble magnet.

(Priests) Tarzan wisps: when do we get to burn her? *whine*

Thirsha wisps: I've got $4500...
Warrax wisps: Are you suggesting the clergy might be open to bribery, young lady?
Helena wisps: are you suggesting they _aren't_ warrax?
Warrax wisps: Not exactly, Helena :)
Helena wisps: ahh, jus' checkin' :)
Chocolat wisped: so are we having a burning, or can i go to bed instead?
Thirsha wisped: I've got more scumble!
Helena wisped: a burnin? lawks i needs me toes warmed, who we burnin?
Demonseed wisped: if you insist Chocolat *straightens the sheet*
Chocolat wisped: thirsha, i think
Warrax wisped: Well, that depends on how much Thirsha is trying to bribe us with?
Warrax wisped: We may be bribable, but we can't be bribed easily!
Chocolat wisped: i reckon 4500 dollars should do it, though...
Helena wisps: naw, ye doesn' watnt to be burning witches, thats no fun, ye wants a nice Omnian. good burnin' on one of them. and they taste good afterwards too
Warrax wisps: I think it might be just enough.
Chocolat wisps: s'ok, we got marshmallows to toast afterwards
Warrax wisps: And biscuits ... don't forget the biscuits.
Chocolat wisps: yeah, and biscuits
Demonseed wisps: Colonel Om's crispy priest nuggets, and family bucket
Thirsha wisps that she starts pouring scumble into perfume bottles, and sprays each priest with a bottle's worth.
Thirsha wisps: Oops. I didn't *mean* for them to melt.
Helena wisps: ooh priest flambee, v. tasty our thirsha
Warrax wisps: You stay out of this, wizard ... I assure you, wizards burn for a long time with all that lard.
Helena wisps: hmmmm wizzie kebab *droools*
Chocolat wisps: we could join up with the witches, and burn wizzies instead?
Warrax wisps: If we are bribed enough, then yes.
Thirsha wisps: No, they just explode, but not as good as a scumble ex/im/explosion. Er. Not that I know from personal experience.
Helena wisps that she offers chocolat some scumble
Warrax wisped: Er, when I say bribed ... you all know I mean a donation to the temple which will be used to help the poor, right?
Teshal wisped: Roight.
Thirsha wisped: Oooh, just had a thought. *mixes scumble with holy water and goes in search of an undead to test it on*
Helena wisped: the poor in question being the priests no doubt
Chocolat wisped: bbq wizzie, marinaded in scumble, served with a scumble jus. and a cuppa scumble
Exarf wisped: Mmmm.
Helena wisps: ye should of been a wytch chocolat ;)
Chocolat wisps: shh, helena, don't tell 'em all me secret
Moogle wisps: Oi don't know, godbotherers being witches. Our Mog ran into some the other day, don'cher'know.
Thirsha wisps: You forgot the scumble.