Jhn wisps: Killing is fundamentally antisocial and against all the norms which cause society to function. None could ever consider it good!
Maya wisps: What about killing priests, eh Jhn?
Warrax wisps: Arrh, touch my loot and you'll walk the plank.
Maya wisps: Or wizards with a higher rank than you and a nice office?
Jhn wisps: Priests may be fools, and are certainly misguided, but they do not deserve death.
Aleander wisps: Priests arn't people anyways *grin*
Maya wisps: *watches as aleander never gets a rez again*
Jhn wisps: And I have it on good authority that the deaths of all high-ranking wizards were accidents. I wasn't there anyway :-)
Potshot wisps: Oi!
Potshot wisps: Read the boards! You're all going to Potshot Hell! ;P

Warrax wisps: Arrh, right, thats it, bring the forward cannons to bear on the UU.
Warrax wisps: *whispers aside* What, what do you mean we don't have cannons
Maya wisps: *shuffles into a corner*
Jhn wisps: The gates of the Unseen University are made of pure octiron, hardest substance on the Disc. They cannot be broken by any force, physical or magical.
Maya wisps: So that's why we attack via the back door.
Aleander wisps: *hides in the UU sellar and prepears a random portal anyway*
SeaBreeze wisps: *unscrews the hinges and steals the gates*
Jhn wisps: Due to the curious effects of high magical density on normal topology, the UU does not, in fact, have a back door :-)
Warrax wisps: Potshot, why didn't you order cannons when you got this ship?
Maya wisps: It does so.
Potshot wisps: Because this is an Ixian ship.
Maya wisps: That's how the servants get in and out.
Potshot wisps: We have Lasguns.
Warrax wisps: *attacks the walls of UU with a rusty cutlass*
Jhn wisps: No, they use a side door.
Maya wisps: Fine, we shall attack via that side door.
Potshot wisps: *carves a hole in the wall of the UU with a lasgun*
Potshot wisps: Never fear. Charge!
Maya wisps: *cringes as the lasgun hits a TPA*
Potshot wisps: rofl :P
Warrax wisps: Ha, nothing in the universe has the stopping power of a rusty cutlass weilded by a maniacle pirate.
Jhn wisps: What about a maddened rhinocerous?
Potshot wisps: Hey! Using shields near a Heighliner is dangerous, Jhn!
Warrax wisps: Not even that, Arrh.
Maya wisps: I killed a maddened rhinoceros armed with nothing more than a piece of string!
Jhn wisps: *jhn goes looking for Chugabolt*
Maya wisps: It had the string, I had a tank.
Potshot wisps: I'm sure I can burn through even Chug's flab with a few lasguns ;)
Maya wisps: And if not, we'll use atomics. We did _bring_ the atomics, didn'twe?
Warrax wisps: I'll check the rope locker.
Potshot wisps: *points towards the secret compartment* Of course ;)
Maya wisps: Aren't we supposed to keep rope in the rope locker?
Potshot wisps: But we had the play with the weirding modules first...
Jhn wisps: Atomics are against the Great Convention. We might have to stop being Mr Nice Wizards ...
Warrax wisps: Gee, you wouldn't think that attacking a landbound university with a pirate ship would pose such difficulties :)
Potshot wisps: *points a module at jhn's gut and yells "Mmmmmmmuad-dib!"*
Helena wisps: when did you start?
Potshot wisps: *watches in amazement as jhn just laughs it off with a ripple of his belly*

[Jolly Rogered] Maya: And so our invasion of channel one has begun.
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Mwuhahaha!! There will be no stopping us!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Yes, it will be bloody and long, but we will prevail.

Maya wisps: *waves a fourteen course snack in front of jhn, then runs off* Come and get it!
Aleander wisps: *takes the oportunity to leave through the non-existingbackdoor*

[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Like 4000 years long? Oooh goody, I get to be a God Emperor.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Arrrh, a Pirate God Emperor.

Helena wisps: get yer men to pull the ship up the ankh warrax

[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Should I make a Power Ziggurat of Doom out of padlepop sticks then?

Potshot wisps: His men????
Warrax wisps: Wooo, we have Men now? Arrh, get em lads!
Nate wisps: don't you mean over the ankh?
Maya wisps: We have enslaved wizzies making the ship levitate.
Helena wisps: something like that, yes :)
Warrax wisps: Sorry Potshot, weren't you informed of the mutiny ... its my ship now.
Taffyd wisps: Mutiny on the Bounty!
Helena wisps: *lol*
GlennRidge wisps: I thought I was Bosun?
Potshot wisps: You can't operate it, fool... You need a guild steersman *preens*
Jhn wisps: Lynch 'em!
Warrax wisps: No no Taf, not the bounty, the Jolly Rogered
Chowmein wisps: *keelhaul's Taffyd*
Taffyd wisps: Off with their heads!
Klay wisps: I think it's more realistic that wizards will make a ship sink than making it levitate
Warrax wisps: We sunk the bounty in a raid.
Jhn wisps: *jhn starts up a collection for the "Lynch All Priests" charitable fund*
Potshot wisps: *smites jhn*
Taffyd wisps: string 'em up by their voonerables!
Maya wisps: *watches as all the money donated is stolen by a passing thief*
Helena wisps: import some of them wossnames - hydrophobes they'll make it float
Jhn wisps: I thought priests were too, err, unique to have voonerables?
Maya wisps: Only on water.
Warrax wisps: Arrrr, make their voonerables walk the plank
Potshot wisps: Plank!!
Maya wisps: And sadly, there's very little actual water in the Ankh.

Taffyd wisps: That would be a pretty cool Wizard spell actually...
Taffyd wisps: "Walking Genitalia of Doom"
Maya wisps: *rofl*
Taffyd wisps: DOooooooooom
Warrax wisps: Arrh *waves rusty cutlass*
Nate wisps: *rofl*
Potshot wisps: How do Genetalia walk?
Jhn wisps: *jhn casts WGD on Granny*
Maya wisps: DoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOooooom.
Taffyd wisps: Well, the spell would require severed genitals and three toes.
Warrax wisps: I think we made Jhn speechless ... did he talk with his voonerables?
Potshot wisps: Perhaps an opposable thumb? ;)
Jhn wisps: You could do the Voltron thing, make several genetalia combine into one big wossname..
GlennRidge wisps: A prehensile tail!
Taffyd wisps: Using animating and channeling you would create a living gentoe, then use binding and charming to give it instructions..
Maya wisps: Genetron, use Blazing Thing!
Rukh wisps: woo!
Taffyd wisps: Hehe...
Taffyd wisps: I quite like that idea Jhn.
Jhn wisps: Nono. You've got to use all sorts of other weapons and fail before you're allowed to pull out the Blazing Thing and chop up the badguy.
Maya wisps: Oh yes.
Taffyd wisps: "Genetron impregnates you with its genitals +5."
Jhn wisps: *jhn disguises a -3 genitals of biting as ordinary +2 genitals*