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Players
#1-Coach Hal Sparks (Age: 36, Height: 5'8", Weight: 150 lbs., Throw Speed: ?, Experience: Rookie)
#5-Karim "KJ" Phelps (Age: 23, Height: 5'10", Weight: 178 lbs., Throw Speed: 48 mph, Experience: Rookie)
#11-Anna Bartsch (Age: 24, Height: 5'4", Weight: 155 lbs., Throw Speed: 36 mph, Experience: 2nd Season)
#20-Kenneth Hughes (Age: 30, Height: 5'10", Weight: 170 lbs., Throw Speed: 47 mph, Experience: Rookie)
#53-Marie Philman (Age: 26, Height: 5'10", Weight: ?, Throw Speed: 44 mph, Experience: 2nd Season)
#59-Erik "The BreadTruck" Tillmans (Age: 27, Height: 5'10", Weight: 160 lbs., Throw Speed: 49 mph, Experience: Rookie)
#93-Rob Clyde (Age: 33, Height: 6'1", Weight: 265 lbs., Throw Speed: 50 mph, Experience: Rookie)

Season Standings
Season Three Record: 3-1 (2nd)
Season Three Points Scored: 211 (1st)
Season Three Points Against: 161 (4th)
Season Three Points Comparison: +50 (1st)

Season 3 Overall Stat Leaders (Player)
Kills: Rob Clyde (25)
Catches: Erik Tillmans & Karim "KJ" Phelps (Tied with 8)
Dead Man Kills: Rob Clyde (8)
Wipeouts: Kenneth Hughes (2)
Regenerations: Karim "KJ" Phelps (2)
Most Times Hit: Rob Clyde (7)
Least Times Hit: Marie Philman (3)
Most Times Caught: Rob Clyde, Kenneth Hughes, & Erik Tillmans (Tied with 3)
Least Times Caught: Hal Sparks (0)
Points Scored: Rob Clyde (37)
Center Line Infractions: Kenneth Hughes, Erik Tillmans, & Anna Bartsch (Tied with 1)
Yellow Cards: Rob Clyde (1)

Season 3 Single Game Records (Player)
Most Kills in a Game: 13-Rob Clyde, Week One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Catches in a Game: 4 (Tie)-Erik Tillmans, Week Two vs. Detroit Spoilers; Karim "KJ" Phelps & Anna Bartsch, Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response; Erik Tillmans, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Dead Man Kills in a Game: 3 (Tie)-Rob Clyde, Week One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins & Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response
Most Wipeouts in a Game: 2-Kenneth Hughes, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Regenerations in a Game: 2-Karim "KJ" Phelps, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Times Hit in a Game: 5 (Tie)-Kenneth Hughes & Hal Sparks, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Least Times Hit in a Game: -
Most Times Caught in a Game: 3 (Tie)-Kenneth Hughes & Erik Tillmans, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Points Scored in a Game: 16-Rob Clyde, Week One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Center Line Infractions in a Game: 1 (Tie)-Kenneth Hughes, Erik Tillmans, & Anna Bartsch, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Yellow Cards in a Game: 1-Rob Clyde, Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response

Season 3 Single Quarter Records (Player)
Most Kills in a Quarter: 7-Karim "KJ" Phelps, Week Three, Quarter Three vs. L.A. Armed Response
Most Catches in a Quarter: 3 (Tie)-Karim "KJ" Phelps, Week Three, Quarter Three vs. L.A. Armed Response; Erik Tillmans, Week Four, Quarter Two  vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Wipeouts in a Quarter: 1 (Tie)-Three Times, Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins
Most Times Hit in a Quarter: 2 (Tie)-Seven Times, Weeks Two-Four
Most Times Caught in a Quarter: 1 (Tie)-Fourteen Times, Weeks Two-Four
Most Points Scored in a Quarter: 10-Karim "KJ" Phelps, Week Three, Quarter Three vs. L.A. Armed Response

Season 3 Overall Stats (Player)

Player
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points
Anna Bartsch
3
7
0
0
0
6
2
10
Rob Clyde
25
4
8
0
0
7
3
37
Kenneth Hughes
8
3
0
2
0
6
3
13
Karim "KJ" Phelps
20
8
0
1
2
6
1
29
Marie Philman
4 (1 BB)
2
0
0
0
3
2
7
Hal Sparks
0
0
0
0
0
6
0
0
Erik Tillmans
9
8
0
0
0
5
3
17

Season 3 Weekly Stats (Player)
Week One (vs. Philadelphia Benjamins) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Player
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points
Anna Bartsch
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
1
Rob Clyde
13
1
3
0
0
0
0
16
Kenneth Hughes
1
1
0
0
0
0
0
2
Karim "KJ" Phelps
3
1
0
0
0
0
0
4
Marie Philman
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Hal Sparks
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
Erik Tillmans
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
1

Week Two (vs. Detroit Spoilers) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Player
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points
Anna Bartsch
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Rob Clyde
0
0
0
0
0
1
1
0
Kenneth Hughes
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
1
Karim "KJ" Phelps
0
1
0
0
0
2
0
1
Marie Philman
3 (1 BB)
2
0
0
0
0
0
6
Hal Sparks
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Erik Tillmans
6
4
0
0
0
1
0
10

Week Three (vs. L.A. Armed Response) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Player
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points
Anna Bartsch
1
4
0
0
0
3
1
5
Rob Clyde
4
0
3
0
0
2
0
7
Kenneth Hughes
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
Karim "KJ" Phelps
10
4
0
0
0
1
0
14
Marie Philman
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Hal Sparks
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Erik Tillmans
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0

Week Four (vs. Philadelphia Benjamins)

Player
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points
Anna Bartsch
2
2
0
0
0
3
1
4
Rob Clyde
8
3
2
0
0
4
2
13
Kenneth Hughes
7
1
0
2
0
5
3
10
Karim "KJ" Phelps
7
2
0
1
2
3
1
10
Marie Philman
1
0
0
0
0
3
2
1
Hal Sparks
0
0
0
0
0
5
0
0
Erik Tillmans
2
4
0
0
0
3
3
6

Season 3 Overall Stats (Team)
Kills: 65
Catches: 31
Dead Man Kills: 8
Wipeouts of the Other Team: 4
Wipeouts: 6
Regenerations: 2
Times Hit: 39
Times Caught: 14
Points Earned (Doesn't include center line infractions by other team): 209

Season 3 Weekly Stats (Team)
Week One (vs. Philadelphia Benjamins) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Quarter
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts For
Wipeouts Against
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points Scored
Points Against
Q1
4
1
-
0
0
0
0
0
9
6
Q2
0
1
-
0
0
0
2
0
6
4
Q3
7
1
-
0
0
0
0
0
13
4
Q4
2
1
3
0
0
0
0
0
24
11
Totals
13
4
3
0
0
0
2
0
52
25

Week Two (vs. Detroit Spoilers) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Quarter
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts For
Wipeouts Against
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points Scored
Points Against
Q1
4
2
-
0
0
0
0
0
15
6
Q2
4 (1 BB)
2
-
0
1
0
1
0
14
14
Q3
0
3
-
0
0
0
0
0
10
8
Q4
0
1
0
0
0
0
3
1
12
11
Totals
8 (1 BB)
8
0
0
1
0
4
1
51
39

Week Three (vs. L.A. Armed Response) (Highlighted Match-Only Stats Shown Count)

Quarter
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts For
Wipeouts Against
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points Scored
Points Against
Q1
1
2
-
0
0
0
3
0
17
6
Q2
1
2
-
0
0
0
3
0
13
15
Q3
7
3
-
0
0
0
0
0
13
7
Q4
3
1
3
0
0
0
1
1
19
16
Totals
12
8
3
0
0
0
7
1
62
44

Week Four (vs. Philadelphia Benjamins)

Quarter
Kills
Catches
Dead Man Kills
Wipeouts For
Wipeouts Against
Regenerations
Times Hit
Times Caught
Points Scored
Points Against
Q1
7
3
-
2
0
2
6
1
13
7
Q2
7
4
-
1
1
0
4
3
12
10
Q3
9
1
-
1
2
0
9
3
11
15
Q4
4
4
2
0
2
0
7
5
10
21
Totals
27
12
2
4
5
2
26
12
46
53

Season 3 Single Game Records (Team)
Most Kills in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (27)
Most Catches in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (12)
Most Dead Man Kills in a Game: Week One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins & Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response (Tied with 3)
Most Wipeouts of the Other Team in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (4)
Most Wipeouts in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (5)
Most Regenerations in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (2)
Most Times Hit in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (26)
Least Times Hit in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (26)
Most Times Caught in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (12)
Least Times Caught in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (12)
Most Points Earned in a Game: Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response (62)
Least Points Earned in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (44)
Most Total Points Scored in a Game: Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response (62)
Least Total Points Scored in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (46)
Most Points Given Up in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (53)
Least Points Given Up in a Game: Week One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (25)
Most Center Line Infractions in a Game: Week Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (3)
Most Yellow Cards in a Game: Week Three vs. L.A. Armed Response (1)

Season 3 Single Quarter Records (Team)
Most Kills in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter Three vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (9)
Most Catches in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarters Two & Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (Tied with 4)
Most Wipeouts of the Other Team in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter One vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (2)
Most Times Hit in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter Three vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (9)
Least Times Hit in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter Two vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (4)
Most Times Caught in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (5)
Most Points Earned in a Quarter: Week One, Quarter Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (24)
Least Points Earned in a Quarter: Week One, Quarter Two vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (6)
Most Total Points Scored in a Quarter: Week One, Quarter Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (24)
Least Total Points Scored in a Quarter: Week One, Quarter Two vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (6)
Most Points Given Up in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarter Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (21)
Least Points Given Up in a Quarter: Week One, Quarters Two & Three vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (4)
Most Center Line Infractions in a Quarter: Week Four, Quarters Two, Three, & Four vs. Philadelphia Benjamins (1)
Most Yellow Cards in a Quarter: Week Three, Quarter Four vs. L.A. Armed Response (1)

Season 3 Notes
Week One: Nothing Notable
Week Two: Nothing Notable
Week Three: Rob Clyde was given a yellow card (reason unknown) and was hit by Kel Waltrin on the penalty throw. Anna Bartsch hit David Benedetto on a penalty kill in quarter two.
Week Four: Nothing Notable

Season 3 Awards
King of the Court Nominees: Rob Clyde-Episode One (16%)
Erik Tillmans-Episode Three (23%)
Karim "KJ" Phelps-Episode Four (29%); Episode Five (47%)

King of the Court Winners: Karim "KJ" Phelps-Episode Five
All-Star Representatives: -

Overall Standings
All-Time Regular Season Record: 3-1 (.750)
All-Time Playoff Record: -
All-Time Record vs. Denver Hurlers: -
All-Time Record vs. Detroit Spoilers: 1-0
All-Time Record vs. L.A. Armed Response: 1-0
All-Time Record vs. New York Bling: -
All-Time Record vs. Philadelphia Benjamins: 1-1

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