You've heard the tale of Robin Hood,
And how he did poor people good,
But there is more to this famous story,
Of Sherwood Forest's Pride and glory.
At night when all the robbing was done,
The merry men would have some fun,
In fact it would be fair to say,
The merry men were rather gay.
As little John starts to unwind,
Robin takes him from behind,
As they frolic in the grass,
Robin rams it up his ass.
One night when they were all at play,
A georgous maiden came their way,
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck,
And said, "I'm Marrion, wanna fuck?"
The Friar could not believe his ears,
"She's offering sex to all us queers",
While he recovered from the shock,
Robin presented her with his cock.
Marion's clothes were off in a flash,
The threee merry men all had a bash,
For Marrion, this was sheer bliss,
As they fulfilled her every wish.
When all was done, she gave a whine,
"Thank you boys, for a loverly time",
"But for the pleasure you must pay",
"I've got the POX, have a nice day!"
"Now listen here", said Friar Tuck,
"We don't really give a fuck",
"The laugh's on you, you silly cow",
"We have all got AIDS, so who's F*CKED now?!!"
