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OS/2 Chicken:
Starts to cross the road then stops in the middle for no reason and
explodes.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and
it still tastes like... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to
him on the other side.
VB Chicken:
Highway! TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Oracle Chicken:
The chicken is big, fast and can carry many eggs across the road, but
you have to logon before it will do anything.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download
one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across
the road in your pocket!
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid
nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of he road
until you observe it on the side of your course.
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road,
so there's no way to tell it to.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE