Na oglasni deski krajevne skupnosti je bilo sporočilo: "V soboto ob
desetih bo streljanje rezervnih oficirjev. Kdor ne bo prišel, bo obešen
na oglasni deski."
Torkova gledališka matineja te teden izjemoma ne bo v četrtek, ampak
v soboto.
Odpovedujem se svojemu sinu Miladinu, ki je javno izjavil, da izhaja
iz opice.
Na vratih mesnice je mesar pustil listek : " Jutri bom klal. Postavite
se pravočasno v vrsto. "
Opozorilo v restavraciji : "Direktor ni odgovoren za plašče, površnike
in dežnike, ki jih ukradejo v tem prostoru, razen če ga zasačite pri dejanju."
Visoko kvalificirani čevljar izdeluje gojzarje, čevlje in sandale po
naročilu in meri. Tudi iz kože cenjenih strank.
In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having
a good time."
Advertisment for donkey rides in Thailand:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
In a Swiss mountain inn:
"Special today - no ice cream."
In a Bankok temple:
"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as
a man."
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
At a Budapest zoo:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty."
In the office of a Roman doctor:
"Specialist for women and other diseases."
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
"English well talking."
"Here speeching American."
