Him:  I know how to please a woman.
Her:  Then please leave me alone.

Him:  I want to give myself to you.
Her:  Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Him:  May I see you pretty soon?
Her:  Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Him:  You look like a dream.
Her:  Go back to sleep.

Him:  I can tell that you want me.
Her:  Yes, I want you to leave.

Him:  I'd go through anything for you.
Her:  Let's start with your bank account.

Him:  May I have the last dance?
Her:  You just did.

Him:  I would go to the end of the world for you.
Her:  Yes, but would you stay there?

Him:  Your place or mine?
Her:  Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Him:  Your body is like a temple.
Her:  Sorry, there are no services today.

Him:  Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Her:  Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Him:  Please understand my heart
Her:  My lawyer does.