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Item: Chemical Analysis
Subject: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discovered by: Adam
Atomic Weight: Average expected as 118, but there are known
isotopes ranging from 100 to 160.
Occurrance: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
Chemical properties:
a) Great affinity especially to silver, gold and platin.
Also to precious and semi-precious stones and minerals.
b) Capable of absorbing great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneuosly if left alone with male.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased with
saturation in ethanol (alcohol).
e) Yeilds to pressure if applied in the correct maner.
Physical properties:
a) Surface usually covered in painted film.
c) Melts if given proper treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly.
e) Found in various states in nature, ranging from virgin metal
to common ore.
Uses:
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Most powerful reducing agent of money known.
c) Can aid in relaxation.
Tests:
a) Pure specimens turn rosey tint if discovered in natural state.
b) Turns bright green if placed beside better specimen.
Caution!!!:
a) Highly dangerous in in experienced hands
b) Illegal to posess more than one permanent specimen.
