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- Hi. This is the refrigerator. The answering machine isn't working right now. But if you want to get a mesage to James, Dave or Terry, tell it to me, and I'll write it down and stick it to myself with one of those little magnets.
- Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
- Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done... (Cachunk!)
- Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
- Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do
is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your
name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, God how I hate that
beep, it's so cheery sounding.
