Why beer is better than women
1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will allways wait patiently for you in a carwhile you play baseball.
5. When your beer goes flat, you goes it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangowers go away.
9. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
10. Beer - labels come off without fight.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer the bottle still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
15. Beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in one night and not feel guilty.
17. We can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you are the first one to pop beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demard eqality.
21. You can have beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigite beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before.
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay.
