The Airplane Restroom
 
 
 
The Gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had always been occupied. The stewardess noticed he was taking short
steps and had a look of pain in his face. "Sir," she said, " You may use the ladies room if
you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He would have promised anything
and said so.

The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there savoring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, FP, and a red
one label ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist, he pushed WW. Warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling. Men's rooms don't have nice things
like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the
warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A
large powder puff carressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to his
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is a place of tender
loving pleasure. When the powderpuff completed its pleasure, he would hardly wait to push
the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy......

He knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at
him with a "smirk" on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons'." replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was
an automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

 
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