Park Review
Kennywood
West Mifflin, Pennsylvania

By Mike Cowan
July 29, 2001

(-3 to +5 ratings)
We woke up around 9:30-10:00am and made our way from the highway-side Days Inn to Kennywood, and got in the park around 10:30-11:00am. There was rain in the forecast and nothing but clouds overhead on this warm July Sunday, which kept the crowds pretty minimal all day.

We opted to pay the four dollar "preferred parking" instead of the free and then made our way to the park. I told my parents and sister that we should go to the back of the park and ride those rides first. But since my mom is afraid of heights and wouldn�t be doing Pitfall or Phantom's Revenge, we decided to just stay as a family and follow the crowds. The first coaster I saw a sign for was the Jack Rabbit, but having never been to Kennywood before, I didn�t know where the entrance to the ride was. I saw a sign reading "Jack Rabbit pavilions 1,2, and 3 this way" (pointing to the right) so I thought this meant both the Jack Rabbit and the pavilions were over there. I was wrong and we walked the entire length of the ride before realizing how stupid I was. so we walked back and found the entrance to...

JACK RABBIT- Miller terrain double out and back
Since we had already walked the length of the ride, the surprising first drop into the ravine was lost on everyone except my unperceptive mom. They were only running one train so the wait was a little longer than it could have been, but it was still very short. They weren�t following the sign, but instead letting people grab any seat until the train was full so I managed to get the second to last seat on the train (after hearing someone on here praise the back) with my parents directly in front of me. Although I had heard the phrase "single position lap bar" I had always thought it meant two position lap bars (as in up or locked) but it doesn�t. There�s a bar that comes nowhere near you and a bungee cord-like seatbelt that also doesn�t stop any airtime. Also, if you sit on the right there�s a pretty large opening where you enter/exit with nothing but the overly loose seat belt to save you (nice effect).

And boy there�s a lot of airtime.

The ride starts off right away with a curve next to the queue and a nice dive into the ravine, which provided a nice float in the whole train, but a little added jolt in the back (even though the second to last seat was as far back as I got). This is followed with an enclosed turn at the other end into a shallow dive where you meet the chain lift. At the top of the lift the train does a 180-degree turn and then you go down a little drop. Now your running almost parallel with the first drop approach. This short flat piece of track is the only thing to prepare you for the single most explosive moment of airtime ever created. I rode this ride five times throughout the day (this one, a three in a row series, and then a front seat ride to cap it off before we left) and every time in every seat there�s a sharp moment of ejector air. You can tell that the train is riding on its upstop wheels the whole way down, as you can feel the train lift off the track for a moment and enjoy the airtime, along with the people it's carrying. Then the upstops kick in and everybody says "hello" to the minimalist restraints (whether it be their legs or their hands, it's always something). After this extreme moment of air, there�s another turnaround and and another floater drop and up into the exit portion of the station, where the ride ops say, "quickly undo the belt and exit to your right." What a great ride.
JACKRABBIT - +4.5
(quick note: they were running one train almost all day, with two train operation from around 3-5, and they were enforcing the back to front loading all day except my first ride.)

After this we moved on to its neighbor:

RACER- Miller single tracked, double out and back racer.
For the first ride my sister and I went to the back of the right side, and my parents went to the second to last seat of the left. And we were off. The ride starts off with a reverse "C" curve. This is what allows the ride to remain one track and not have to crossover at all. How it works is one train goes out of the station and does a 180-degree turn to the left, while the other does a 180-degree turn to the right and then they meet on the lift. The ride is okay, but nothing special and nobody except for my dad and me were "high-fiving" around the turns. There were a couple moments of air, but it was nothing spectacular. Just a fun ride.
RACER - +2

Next we hopped on the Aero 360, which I think is a Zamperla Hawk. This was a fun ride; I liked it more than the Vekoma one at Six Flags New England. After that we hopped on the Huss swing around/space ship thing, which was very dizzying, but fun. Next up was the Traver Auto Ride, which was much better than antique cars, but the absence of the gas pedal lost it some points.

After this we hesitantly followed my mom on the train (which she hated because she's afraid of heights and it ran next to the drop into the river). It was on this ride that I had a slight revelation. I'm pretty sure that although I had read it numerous times, I had never heard the name Traver pronounced before so I have always pronounced it Travier, like Cavalier. But the announcer on the train pronounced it Traver, wow. I'm guessing I was wrong.

Next was the Old Mill, which is a dark ride with a few good scenes, but nothing really scary. My dad had been smelling the Potato Patch fries for a while now, and we were right there so we stopped and got some of the best fries that I had ever had.

After this brief stop we hopped on the Turtle-themed tumblebug. It was a fairly boring ride with a few small pops of air on the first hump after the station. I wasn�t expecting much, and I didn�t receive much. Just a fun little ride. After this ride I mentioned to my sister (who usually watches coaster specials with me so I thought she would know already) that I hoped mom and dad didn�t see the surprise on the Thunderbolt, as the Turtle gives you a nice view of it. She replies with "what surprise" and this convevsation kept up for a while. We were going to stay as a family for a little bit more (because my mom won't ride the Phantom or Pitfall) but she decided she wanted us to ride the Phantom now and she was going to watch a cheesy show that was going on. We said "okay" and headed over to:

PHANTOM'S REVENGE - Arrow/Morgan terrain hyper
After a five-minute wait we were in the station and headed directly to the back (after hearing much praise for that seat). About five trains later we were on the ride. The restraints are a seat belt and a side ratcheting lap bar. There is practically nothing to hold on to, but almost no one puts their hands up.

The ride starts with a very slow lift into a curved first drop that pulls many G's. After this is a long piece of ground-level flat track that actually lets you feel how fast your going, and your're going fast. Next up is a little raise into the big 230-foot drop through the Thunderbolt with standing air all the way down. Next is a high (G) turn by the Thunderbolt and then another trip up through the great woodie. Now there�s a turn over the Turtle with a weird little hop that gives tons of air. After this is a double down filled with air and then a turn and hop into the station. The train enters the station with tons of speed left (which is why I think they're still doing a one-train operation). What a good ride.

Later in the day (right before we left) we (sans my dad) grabbed a ride in the front seat. After a very long wait we finally got on. I liked the front a lot more than the back. The front really showed you how fast this thing goes. It had almost the same amount of air that the back had, but the air seemed more violent in the front (except on the big drop.) We came off it with tears from our eyes to our ears and a smile of the same size. What I liked most about this coaster was how non-melodic it was. I'll compare it to Superman: Ride Of Steel at Six Flags New England. S:ROS has a first half of airtime, then a second half of G's with some bunny hops to cap it off. Everything is very smooth flowing and it seems to go together very well. Phantom's Revenge starts off with high G's then it's airtime, more G's and lats, more air, more G's, more air, and then it�s done. It seems to know where it�s going, but it wants to take a few detours to get there. I really enjoyed this aspect of the ride. It wants you to not know what�s going on, but it wants you to like it. Great ride, the best steelie of the trip.
PHANTOMS REVENGE - +5 (I think this is the only one of these I'm gonna give out for the trip because I like woodies more than steel, so I judge steel a little easier).

After the first ride on Phantom's Revenge we headed over to find Mom but she wasn�t there yet (she had hopped on the swinger) so I headed over to the Pitfall, which was my first Intamin drop ride. I was riding next to two people who had never been on a drop ride before, so at the top I told them to put their hands and feet out straight, and they did. But once the drop started the lady held on for dear life and screamed loudly. I liked the ride, but I think I prefer S&S towers. Also, both times I went on (the second was with my dad) I sat on the side that faces the river, which was a nice added effect to see how high we were. The line for this stayed short all day.

After the initial ride I headed back and found my family and we went together to:

THUNDERBOLT- Miller/Vettel terrain double out and back with a twister section.
The line was in the station, so we hoped in line for the back seat of the nice NAD Century Flyer trains. In the Phantom's Revenge line I had caved and told my sister and dad the "surprise"; I told them that after the turns there were a bunch of big drops, but I said nothing about the drop out of the station. (MUAHAHAH) Needless to say the drop was good (nice float) and caught them all off guard. Following this is a little drop and then the lift. This is followed by a bunch of under banked turns and some good hops with nice pops of air. This is followed by a big drop back into the ravine with some great air, and then another big drop with more air.

My mom hated this ride because of the location of the ravine drops (there�s that river again) which made me, Dad, and Angie (sister) laugh the whole ride. The second ride I accidentally sat on the wrong side, which was good because of the headchopper through Phantom's Revenge, but made me hang on to the side the whole turn section. The funny thing about the Phantom's Revenge head chopper is that there is a red padded mat added to that part which makes it seem like there is a possibility of you touching it (you can if you lean to the right a bit).
THUNDERBOLT - +4.6 (right near both the JackRabbit and the Phoenix, which, as of riding it, was sandwiched between in the 3-5 spaces of my top 10 woodies list)

Next we walked over to the Noah's Ark fun house which was a really fun ride. Everything was fun: the shaking boards, the tilting staircases, the rotating walkthrough, even the cheesy elevator ride and the corny water finale. Angie even fell on the rocking staircase with rope handrails when the people in front of her let go and the tension was lost. She didn�t get hurt, but it was funny. Next we walked over to the lost Kenny wood section and rode:

EXTERMINATOR- Reverchon spinning enclosed wild mouse
The line for this was the longest of the day for us; it took about 45 minutes (the front seat of Phantom's Revenge was about 40). This is my favorite wild mouse and my favorite enclosed coaster (the other two are Disaster Transport and Skull Mountain). The theming was fun, but a little hard to follow because the ride was so fast. The spinning was great but it made the theme even harder to follow - I think it was giant bugs attacking the city, but I�m not sure. My favorite part was taking the good-sized drop while spinning. Very fun ride, but only went on it once due to the long line.
EXTERMINATOR- +5 (rating compared to other wild mice)

After this we split up and got lunch, with plans to meet up again before we left around seven. Lunch was really good (and cheap). After this, we took another Thunderbolt ride and then hopped on the Flying Carpet (which, along with the Roll-O-Plane, was supposed to be closed all day). It was a fun Huss rainbow (what�s the stock name of these?). Next we hit the Enterprise and the pirate ship and then hopped on my old favorite, the Bayern Curve. I remember loving this ride when it was at Six Flags New England, but I forgot how intense it was. This is a truly great ride, run at a good speed. Then we hit up the Musik Express, Pirate, and the small arcade. We then made our way over to the best flat ride in the park - The Kangaroo.

The Kangaroo is nothing more than a group of cars in a circle with a large ramp at a random spot on it. The cars go pretty fast and there�s some nice airtime on the ramp. I thought this was going to be a mellow kid's ride, but it was a lot of fun. We then jumped on the fun paratrooper.

After this, we took three rides in a row on the Jack Rabbit, which was running two trains, and then headed to the Racer, where we met with our parents again and I rode the other side with my dad. After this they were going on the Jack Rabbit again so we went on that again and got a front seat ride (and they got the back seat of the following train - DAMN). We then (altogether) walked back across the park to see if the Exterminator line was shorter. It was longer, so we hopped on the Whip, which was a lot better than the one at Knoebles. We then went to the Chance Wipeout, which was a very good new version of the old Trabant, but is on a slanted platform. It spun very fast and the sides weren�t padded ,so it was pretty painful (but fun). We were going to top off the day with a few rides on the Thunderbolt and Jack Rabbit, but seeing the shortened line for Phantom's Revenge, we instead got on that and waited for the front.

KENNYWOOD OVERALL - +5
This is my favorite park overall for atmosphere. I loved everything about it: the carousel that had an organ which I heard play that song "Rain drops are falling on my head but that doesn�t mean my eyes will soon be turning red" (which I love) and also that song Downtown which has been featured in a Seinfeld episode, the small marching band that I saw three times throughout the day playing with smiles on there faces, the abundance of flower and plant arrangements, the lack of dead ends and useless paths, the smiling employees who are always willing to help, the cheap everything, the great food, and the excellent blend of new and old rides. The whole park was great, and I hope to return back sometime soon.

That took me a long time to write, so you better enjoy it. If you made it this far, you must really love roller coasters (like Mark D.).

Thanks for reading,

-Mike

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