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The Rock Sounds
I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million and er this is not combat It's an act of lunacy General sir, personally I think you're a fuckin idiot
I'm not armed sir, I'm unarmed sirWell where's your issue
I left it in my huhuh my sock draw
A gun, for what you're a chemical freak
I'm a chemical super freak actually but I still need a gun
Are you sure you're ready for thisI'll do my best
Your best, losers always wine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen
Carla was the prom queen
Really?
(cocks the gun) Yeah
Are you enjoying thisWell its certainly more enjoyable than my average day reading philosophy avoiding gang rape in the washrooms although it's less of a problem these days maybe I'm losing my sex appeal
You've been around alot of corpses is that normalWhat the feet thing
Yeah the feet thing
Yeah that happens
Well I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating can you do something about it
Like what kill him again
Listen I'm just a bio chemist most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life I drive a volvo a beige one but what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadliest substances the earth has ever known so what do you say you cut me some friggin slack
Hi I'm an agent with the er federal FBI er well my I'm Stanley Goodspeed
But of course you are
At least he got his name right
What if I miss my heart I can't see shitDo it now
Look how big this is you want me to stick this into my heart are you fuckin nuts
Listen I think we started off on the wrong foot Stan Goodspeed FBI er lets talk music do you like the Elton John song rocketmanI don't like soft ass shit
Oh you don't well I only bring it up because it's you your the rocketman
The Rock theme
Where are you goingOff this bloody island
Ladies and gentlemen you're being detained against your will for that I apologise it is not our intension in any way to harm you, you will not be detained 1 minute longer than its necessary us to complete our missionMake no mistake gentlemen we are in the fight of our lives, against maybe the greatest battalion commander in the Vietnam War I shit you notMason, you alright?Yes perfectly ok you fuckin idiot
This is the oldest part of Alcatraz did you know it was originally a civil war fortOh really huh yeah wow you know I like history to and maybe when this is all over you and I can stop by the souvenir shop together but right now I just, I just wanna find some rockets
Don't tempt me we are going to the morgue
General Hummel captains Frye and Darrow reporting sirWelcome to the rock gentlemen land the choppers on the back side and deploy as planned
Aye aye sir, move out
Mr Mason I'm special agent in charge Ernest BaxterIn charge of what fucking me over for another 3 decades
I don't know anything about your previous matters I'm here because a special situation exists that we feel you might be able to help us with
Now what might that be, I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela so maybe you want me to run for president
Not exactly
Pity
I'm fed up saving your ass I'm amazed you made it past pubertyIn my day we did it all with a snorkel and a pair of flippersYour day
Yes didn't you read my resemay
I don't I don't know anything about you
I know something about you godspell
Goodspeed
Goodspeed, godspeed, godspell you never went to any anti-terrorist school so just make sure you don't get us all fucking killed
You made the right choiceI decided I didn't want your child growing up without a father, hey the last time I swam this channel I was your age so I'm fucked either way
Just clippers no scissorsNo scissors you've got to be kidding no scissors I mean did they tell Picasso no brush
With scissors this man could kill you
I can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer now can I
General Hummel's speechJust wash us off, where are my sprinklersWe're working on it it's coming it just a flaw problem
Well it's a pretty big friggin problem Larner fix it now