Miscellaneous Movie Sounds

Event Horizon


I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars but she's gone much, much further than that. She tore a hole in our universe a gateway to another dimension, a dimension of pure chaos, pure evil. When she crossed over she was just a ship but when she came back she was alive

Black hole, the most destructive force in the universe and you've created one

Layman's terms
Well fuck layman's terms, do you speak english

Smitty have you seen anything unusual at all
No I haven't seen anything and I don't need to see anything sir but I can tell you, this ship is fucked
Well thank you for that scientific analysis Mr. Smith

We can't leave, she won't let you
You just get your gear and get back on the Lewis and Clark doctor or you'll find yourself walking home
I am home

What about you Stark would you like something hot and black inside you, ooh is that an offer
It is not
Then how about some coffee then?

Look skip I know this shit sounds weird but I mean there was like nothing and then Justin appeared and and there was liquid and then the whole quartz turns hot
That's just not physically possible
Look doctor please please dont start with that physic shit I'm telling you I saw it

You know the rules people someone drops the ball, we get the call now lets go, have you got our course plotted in
Yes sir
Locked and cocked and ready to rock

If you could see the things I've seen you wouldn't try to stop me

Oh fuck me
Miller, Miller are you ok?
Looks like skipper got a case of the windy's



Face/Off


When this is over I want you to take this face and burn it

You're supposed to be snitching to make me look good
Look good
Uhum
Seeing that face on you makes me afraid that my teremasoo might come back
Well think about me this nose this hair this ridiculous chin

Isn't this religous ah, aah yes the eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinner, but you're still not having any fun

I don't know what I hate wearing worse your face or your body, I mean I enjoy boning your wife but er well lets face it we both like it better the other way yes, so why don't we just trade back
You can't give back what you've taken from me
Oh well plan b, lets just kill each other

Look at this place i'm in hell I may never get a hard-on again

Give up Castor your time's up
Hahah well you better hit me Sean because you've only got one bullet left
So do you
Well we've got something in common, we both know our guns
What we don't have in common is that I don't care if I live and you do
Sean that hurts, you're not having now are you sean

But remember everytime you look in the mirror you'll see my face

I'd like to take his his face off

Now I have got to go I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fuck oh did I say that oh I'm sorry, ooh make love to, god I miss that face


The Fifth Element


You have 48 hours that's the length of time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions
And then
And then it will be too late the goal of this thing is not to fight over money or power but to exterminate life all forms of life

Yes I know I've just had an accident you daffy bastard

I know this music, lets change the beat

Now don't get me wrong I'm all for a conversation but maybe you could just shut up for a minute

I'm screwed
You asked for a case we brought you a case
A case with 4 stones in it not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4, 4 stones what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case
We are warriors not merchants
But you can still count look its easy look at my fingers 4 stones 4 crates 0 stones 0 crates

Imagine for a moment that this thing is not anything that can be identified because it prefers not to be where ever there is life it brings death because it is evil absolute evil
One more reason to shoot first
Evil begets evil Mr President shooting will only make it stronger

Nah nah nah swear swear� I never felt this way before with...a human!
Really
Yeah

Sir are you classified as human
Er negative I am a meat popsicle

She just dropped in on me started speaking this bizarre language
It's not bizarre It's the divine language the ancient language spoken throughout the universe before time was time He's a she
You noticed that huh
Yes, huhuh

Mr Rhod
What
You're going to have to assume your individual position
I don't want one position I want all positions

Thank you Mr Dallas for all your help thank you so much you been so kind but now the girl needs some rest because she's been on a long trip
Yes I know I was there when she landed

YES
What's wrong with you what are you screaming for every 5 minutes there's something a bomb or something I'm leaving, bzzzzz

We're just gonna wait here for a little while until things quiet down if you don't mind



Friday


I was just bullshittin and you know this man

I don't give a fuck

You got knocked the fuck out

Smokey Smokey Smokey Smokey what the hell you doin back here
Ain't nothin man ey I'm fixing something ey just stay over there
But I thought you wanted me to wash your car
Ey man wash it later stay over there
Smokey you know I ain't the smartest man in the world but from over here looks like you taking a shit
Ezal get the hell of my backyard
Er nigger that that Smokey been eating corn huh
Get the hell off my backyard man
Alright nigger look between me and you man when you done I'll clean all that shit up for you for 2 dollars urh
Ey Ezal
What
You better not tell nobody man
Man I'm not man
Keep it on the down low
Alright im not like that im gonna keep it down man lala HEY SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT
Ezal
But I aint gonna tell nobody else


I bet you all drinking that wine too aint you been smoking them tweeds and everything wearing those clothes all half off your ass what the hell's goin on today huh
Weed
Ah

Damn all you do is smoke weed

I grab a dog and I choke him and I I kick the shit out of him and I and I all day long my foot up a dogs ass just bang bang bang up his ass that's my pleasure

I know you don't smoke weed I know this but I'm gonna get you high today cos its friday you aint got no job and you aint got shit to do

Ah man
Hey dad
oh
What happened to you
I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog you should've seen it biggest dog I've ever seen in my life I said doggy please don't bite me dog and i turned around to jump over the fence the dog grabbed my ass
I told you I told you I told you
You aint tellin me shit



Grosse Pointe Blank


This thing is real
How real
Morange brothers, er them er east German exstaze guys
Oh I don't like those guys
Them er butch Philopino ladies
The little er the dwarf er maid the
Stabbers, queens of the hotel hit you know
You got a great crew
Everybody's in
Yeah well not me so don't part me with your dirty little guild

But I don't want to be withholding I'm very serious about this process, and I know where you live
Oh now see that wasn't a nice thing to say that wasn't designed to make me feel good thats a kind of er not too subtle intimidation and I er I get filled with anxiety when you talk about something like that I mean thats
C'mon c'mon I was just kidding alright the tthought never crossed my mind
You did think of it Martin, you thought of it and then you said it and now I'm left with the the aftermath of that thinking that I've got to be creative in a really interesting way now or Martin's gonna blow my brains out

Where have you been for 10 years
I freaked out joined the army went into business for myself I'm a professional killer
Oh does that do you have to do post graduate work for that or can you, can you jump right in, I'm curious about that
It's an open market
Open market that's good wow

What will you have
2 poached eggs scrape off the milky white stuff, hash browns well done, english muffin, verda bread and a coffee
Old grain pancakes and an egg white omlette please
What would you like in your omlette
Nothing in the omlette nothing at all
Well that's not technically an omlette
I don't want to get into a scemantic argument over it I want the protein alright

What about those 2 guys in the Caprice classic outside the word is you turned 2 governments on me you turned cold
Me
You
Go g
Yes
On you
Yes
Never

Hi I'm Martin Blank ya remember me I'm not married I don't have any kids and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough

What have you been doing with your life
Err professional killer
Oh good for you it's a growth industry

You get the idea but that's all bullshit and I know that now thats all bullshit you do it because your trained to do it and encouraged to do it and ultimately you know, you get to like it, I know that sounds bad
You're a psychopath
No no no psychopath kills for no reason I kill for money it's a job that didn't sound right er lemme see if I can put it another way if I show up at your door chances are you did something to bring me there

Hey comrade
What
Why dont you just join the union we'll go upstairs together and cap daddy
This union is there going to be meetings
Of course
No meetings



I Know What You Did Last Summer


This is nothing I know what you did last summer ooh what a crock of shit
We need help
Yeah I'll say you know what you guys should check out a mirror once in a while you 2 look like shit run over twice
You're a prick

What can I do for you Max
You can wipe that my shit don't stink grin off your face

Are you on drugs
What
I just wanted to surprise you I wanted an honest reaction
No, huh no mum no drugs
Well then what is wrong I mean you look like death
Yeah well I've had a rough year

We got to call the police and get an ambulance out here
Hehe what's the hurry the guy's dead
You're not a doctor you don't make that decision
Use your brain Julie we call the police and we're fucked
It was an accident
Look lets think about this a minute
Think about what think about what he was crossing the road in the middle of the night
ok it was an accident you were'nt drinking or speeding
There's liqour all over the car
But you're sober
They'll never believe I was driving
It's my car they'll nail my ass
That's not true
Are you kidding look at me I'm drunk as shit I'm fucked

Look he's after me too, I got a letter
Oh you got a letter I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in the trunk and you get a letter thats balanced

How do you know this is even related you did a lot of things last summer
Yeah well only one murder comes to mind

It's a shame being its 4th of July and all, kids like you should be out having fun, drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder things like that

We're going home now, and never ever under any circumstances known to god speak about this again is that clear, it is now merely our futule therapy bill agreed

That's him huh hard to believe that's the guy
Yeah his face isn't splattered all over the road dumbass


Don't you see he's got us now ok this is exactly what he wants we can't go to the police not now he's made sure of that he's just out there and he's watching us and waiting, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR HUH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR



Pulp Fiction


Hey fuck nigger what the fuck you just do with the towel man
I was drying my hands
Well you spo'st to wash em first
Well you watched me wash em
I watch you get em wet
I was washing em this shit's hard to get off maybe if he had larva I could have done a better job
I used the same fuckin soap you did and when I finished the towel didn't look like no god damn maxi-pad and what if he was to come in here and see his towel like this Vincent it's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head man


The conversation about pigs being filthy animals

Pulp Fiction Theme

Jules and Vincent's discussion about hash/royale with cheese