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Con Air Sounds
I said put the bunny back in the boxI was just admiring your cage, Fits you pretty good
Define irony, Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners Dostoevsky said that after doing a little timeDont kill meI'm got gonna kill ya old timer listen I need a syringe
Oh no drugs'll end you son
Is there a first aid kit around here
Well there might be one in the firetruck over on the boneyard
Alright thanks you just stay here and don't panic
Thats easy for you to say you don't gotta take a piss
Nobody on this aircraft gives a flying fuck hahahaha get it flying fuck ahaha thank you I'm here all week
Guard FalzonWhat
Oh stewardess stewardess whats the inflight movie today
Well I think you'll like it cyrus its called I'll never make love to a woman on a beach again and is preseated by the award winning short no more steak for me ever haha
Ha funny fucker aren't ya
When this is over so are you you little prick2 went down 1 came upWasnt my fault
Well you dont have to tell me most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire but the great ones Dommer,Gasey,Bundy they did it becuase it excited them
Dont you, I got nothing in common with them with you dont you talk to me they were insane
Now your talking semantics what if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in some office for 50 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time wouldn't you consider that to be insane
Murdering 30 people semantics or not is insane
Well look at this walking penis boy you are one skiny negroEasy man shit
Open up
O man it smells like someone shit in your mouth
You told me you loved me
Get out of my face
Alright alright shit
Are you sickWhy do you ask
You look sick
I am sick
Do you take medicine
There is no medicine for what I have
Well hooray for the sounds of fuckin silence
Do you know what I amUgly all day
Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I have the only gun on board welcome to Con Air
Con Air themeCan you fly JohnnyNo
You keep that in mind when you look at her because if your dick jumps out of your pants you jump out of this plane
Have you lost you mindAccording to my last physc evaluation, Yes
I don't know how to tell you this Cyrus but we are 3 white guys short or as they say in Ebonics we be fucked look man I just wanna know alright you didn't you didn't mean that dirty nigger crackhead shit did youGimme that gun, Hell yes I meant it