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British Comedy Sounds
Father Ted
God I love being a priest
Drink Feck Arse GirlsDont tell me I'm still on that feckin islandGobshiteWhat the hell is this
I have cakeI'm fine for cake Mrs Doyle
Are you sure father there's cocaine in it
There's what
Oh no not cocaine what am I on about no I meant erm raisins
Er how do you get to Carnagy HallPractise
What
That's that old joke isn't it how do you get to Carnagy Hall Practise
Er
Oh I,I, I see you'd have to go to New York Dougal
Oh right yeah
I've got eurosong fever TedYeah
Oh god yeah I love the eurosong competition I just can't wait, What time is it now
Half past one
Half one and the competition is on in
May
I've been drinking like a mad eejit
Father Ted ThemeOnly Fools And Horses
Do you know what Mum said to me on her deathbedOh no
During the warWill you shut up
Gordon bennettOh shut up you tartYou dozey old twonkWhy don't you shut your mouth you sarky old goatOnly Fools and Horses opening themeOnly Fools and Horses end themeRed Dwarf
Oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to AlaskaSmoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast
They call me the kid, The Riviera Kid
