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Bad Boys Sounds
You mean you don't have one $80,000 for this car and you don't have no damn cup holderIts �105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet 0-60 in 4 seconds sweety it's a limited edition
You damn right it's limited no cup holder no back seat just a shiny dick with 2 chairs in it I guess we the balls just dragging the fuck along
You forgot your boarding pass
You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Ms Daisy
Bad Boys Theme
I dont eat fleshSay what
That's flesh that your shovelling into your mouth you know that was like a living breathing creature you know it probably had a name
Its just balogny my balogny has a first name
I thought that you know I thought that maybe you were gayThat I was gay no no no no no baby
I mean I didn't mean to offend you know its like OK to be a homosexual Mike
You not listenening its not registering OK believe me did you sleep in the bed you didnt feel the dents yeah the dents come from all that that's how I gets down OK
Oh that's sweet
Gay I was gonna change the drapes in this mother fucker
I'm married that's what married means it means you sleep together but you can't get none
I don't know why you're goin home to your wife you got shot in the leg you're dick probably don't even work
Oh this is bad, no let call it what it is this is fucked up
Oh thats coldYeah so's your mama's bed
HelloWere your new neighbours
Dont be alarmed were negro's
No man no that's too much bass in your voice that scare white folks you got to sound like them, We where wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar
You fart
No man
Both:Dead guy
Now that's how you spos'd to drive, from now on that's how you drive
Seem like that gunshot has improved your driving skills
What you got an itch I'd love to scratch itScratch this OK
I'll scratch whatever you want me to you blue eyed bitch
Did you go to college
Too much caffeine not enough sexHey
Ooh I can't believe she went down on you, you don't know who you talking to that's Mike Lowrey over there king dingaling go ahead why don't you whip it out for her big boy
Aha right on your forehead
Shut up
Yeah
If you don't sit your lanky ass down bottom line I will knock you the fuck out
What the hell are you doingTryin'a keep my shit quick
Oh that's right you aint getting none at home you need a little extra energy go ahead burn it off baby
This I can see how it would look a tripAha
You you see me I run out I got a shirt open you you see mike he half butt naked and then you then you see the white girl so this shit looks like we having one big mother fuckin orgy up in here and aint nobody humpin I'm tellin you aint nobody doin none of that
The part of the film in the shop
Hello this is Mike LowreyHe doesn't talk that way talk like him like him try to talk sexy you dont sound sexy enough
Cap
You like that shit Wesley Snipes Passenger 57 now give me your mother fuckin handy wipe