I'm 16, give me your keys, give me the credit card, and get out of my way!
All
At my age I've seen it all, I've heard it all, I've done it all, I just can't remember it all!
Bad Day
You ever have one of those days?
Bliss
Ignorance is bliss, too bad it's not painful!
Children of the World
God bless the children
Head
The proctologist called, they found your head.
Cybertwilight Zone
You are now entering the Cybertwilight Zone
Fault
My therapist says it's not my fault!
Find
There is one in every crowd, and they always seen to find me!
Goddess
Goddess, formerly known as princess
IQ
My IQ test came back negative!
Knew
If I knew then what I know now, I would have done then what I can't do now!
Husband
I have the most handsome, sexy, loving, caring husband in the whole wide world!
Wife
I have the most beautiful, sexy, loving, caring, wife in the whole wide world!
Mothers
Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young!
Nice
I'm not paid enough to be nice to you!
Please
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
Please II
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
Police
The four basic food groups for police officers: glazed, jelly, powdered, chocolate frosted.
Retire
Retired...Now I have a life!
Smile
I like to start each day with a smile...and get it over with!
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you!
Twilight Zone
You are now entering the Twilight Zone
Wild
When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheats?
Teed Off
Lord, give me the strength to put up with the people who are going to torque me off today!
Smash
Smash head on keyboard to continue...
Stink
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my socks!
Crazy
I smile because you've all finally driven me crazy!
Computer
Keep your hands off my computer...
Kiss My
What part of www.kissmybutt.com don't you understand?
My Job
Thank you Lord for giving me this rewarding job with such charming co-workers!
Dressed
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
Christian Wallpaper
Wisdom
If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally.
Right Hand
I have set the Lord always before me: because He is at my right hand, I shall not be moved.
Mercy
Let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and to find grace
to help in the time of trouble.
Faithful
A faithful man shall abound with blessings.
Direct
In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths.
Love
I love them that love me; and those that seek Me early shall find Me.
Forgive
Forgive, and you shall be forgiven.
Thirst
Blessed are they which do thirst and hunger after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
Nigh
Draw nigh to God, and He will draw nigh to you.
Jesus
A picture of Jesus
My Word
Heaven and earth shall pass away, but My words shall not pass away.
Supply
May God supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Jesus Christ.
In Christ
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away;
behold, all things are become new.
So Loved
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth
in Him should not parish but have everlasting life.
Ask
Ask, and it shall be given to you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be
opened unto you.
Bless The Children
God bless the children
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