BEST AND WORST
BEST
1. Frailty
2. Brotherhood of the Wolf
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
4. The Pianist
5. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
6. One Hour Photo
7. Max
8. Adaptation.
9. Bowling for Columbine
10. Punch-Drunk Love
Runners-up:
Gamgs of New York, Igby Goes Down, Minority Report, Panic Room,
Red Dragon, The Ring, Signs, Simone and Treasure Planet
WORST
1. Rollerball
2. Formula 51
3. Eight Crazy Nights
4. Slackers
5. Knockaround Guys
6. Snow Dogs
7. Pumpkin
8. Orange County
9. Stealing Harvard
10.Ghost Ship
Runners-up:
Collateral Damage, The Country
Bears, Impostor, Jason X, Resident Evil, Secretary, Solaris, Tuck
Everlasting and Unfaithful
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Written by DAVID
KEYES
January 17, 2003
THE
BEST MOVIES OF 2002:
The task of ranking the
ten best movies of any year, most will gladly tell you, represents the
most difficult challenge in the career of a movie journalist. As faithful
messengers of the cinema, we spend 12 months slogging our way through
countless major theatrical releases, struggling to uphold a degree of
professionalism even during periods of bleak outlook, only to have it
all thrown back into our face in the final weeks of the year before
we have to start the process all over again.The effort is sheer madness
on many levels and utterly tiresome on others, sometimes seeming rather
pointless in the grand scheme of things. But then again, how else could
us writers bring closure to the past before moving on into another pool
of releases?
The end of 2001 was an especially
troublesome time to forge a top ten best list because it was one of
the most lackluster motion picture years of the recent past. Of my ten
best films, only five of the included could truly be called flawless
works (and a year later, even that sentiment can be argued).
In fact, up until this last September, it didn't appear as if 2002 would
see any such improvement over the last year either. These crucial last
months, thankfully, broke down the walls of mediocrity and unleashed
a flood of brilliance, resulting in not just a vast improvement over
the previous year, but probably a better one overall than the last five
in general.
Very late releases find themselves
among the company of a few earlier ones in this year's final list, but
the scales were inarguably tipped in favor of the latter half of the
12-month period overall.
1 - FRAILTY
This year's first major surprise remains one of the most unforgettable
cinematic experiences of the new millennium. Bill Paxton's tough, heavy
and twisted directorial debut captures a magnificent conceptual weight
like a great Stephen King story while it pulls the rug out from underneath
us, leaving the eyes disturbed at the mind enthralled for every second
leading up to the rousing jolt of a climax. As a filmmaker, Paxton isn't
just clever with the camera or the angle, either; he is able to consistently
draw very convincing performances from his stars, most notably from
Matthew O'Leary and Jerry Sumpter as kids whose age and knowledge of
the real world either clouds or reveals the harsh truth about their
father's lifestyle. And though the movie's payoff isn't achieved by
the means of a very complex foundation, it nonetheless makes a permanent
imprint in the mindenough, apparently, to call it the single greatest
movie achievement of 2002.
2 - BROTHERHOOD OF THE
WOLF (Les Pacte des Troups)
Trashy, flamboyant, visual and wildly entertaining, this genre-crossing
French film has the distinction of being one of the most rousing and
gratifying screen adventures we have seen in a long time. More of a
technical achievement than a narrative one, however, "Brotherhood
of the Wolf" seamlessly weaves cultures, images and ideas together
like a tourist collecting only the most valuable souvenirs on an excursion
across the globe. That's not to say the script itself lacks any of the
essential ingredients; in fact, the movie's plot so energetically utilizes
elements of "Sleepy Hollow" and the "Beowulf" story
that we nearly forget the sources themselves in the process. Director
Christophe Gans admits that his initial attraction to the screenplay
was how its characters so effortlessly jumped off the pages; on screen,
needless to say, he duplicates that prospect not just with lively visuals,
but thoughtful and engrossing plot techniques as well. This is the kind
of popcorn entertainment even the great Hollywood blockbuster directors
only dream of making.
3 - THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
THE TWO TOWERS
It would be nearly impossible to imagine a top ten list without the
second chapter of the Middle-Earth saga placing somewhere within it.
"The Two Towers" follows its predecessor on a remarkably independent
note, refusing to be trapped by the "middle chapter" curse
that tends to interfere with most planned movie trilogies. Not only
is Peter Jackson's work here more involved and demanding than that of
"The Fellowship of the Ring," it is also more stylized, structured
and complex as well. The movie is even gifted with new characters who
manage to hold their own alongside the already-familiar members of the
cast. Consider the all-digital creature Gollum, the decaying former
host of the one ring who reluctantly agrees to lead its current "masters"
into Mordor where it can be destroyed. Here is the single finest and
most genuine special effects creation we have ever seen, proving that
the digital age need not be plagued forever by things as grotesque as
Jar Jar Binks.
4 - THE PIANIST
The Roman Polanski biopic was an inevitable project for a director who
can so closely relate to the source material, but who could have thought
his efforts would lead to perhaps the most amazing achievement of his
already-brilliant career? "The Pianist" is a tale of tragedy
that finds triumph at the end of the long winding path, a moving and
unabashed portrait of a Polish Jew who was torn from his family when
the Nazis invaded, brushed the face of death on countless occasions,
and yet somehow managed to find the strength and courage to keep his
pursuit for freedom going. The piano itself, we see, remains his only
source of light in the world crumbling about him, and as the title character,
Adrian Brody emerges in what is without a doubt the most dimensional,
touching and heartbreaking performance of the year. In an age when certain
forms of brilliance can be seen coming from a mile away, here is a masterwork
that slowly sneaks up on you.
5 - MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING
A casual look at any recent weekend box office tally will indicate that
this particular feature is still cranking out enough receipts for a
top 20 placing, growing ever-so-closer to the $250-million mark in the
process. Not bad for a movie that was made with less than $10 million
and was tossed into theaters early last summer with minimal promotion!
But what exactly keeps the moviegoers attracted enough to endure repeat
viewings? Simple: pure comedic delight. When I finally cranked out a
review for the film in December, I called it one of the "best grinning
movies of our time," and rightfully so. Seldom before has elaborate
silliness and gusto been pulled out with such a high pitch of energy,
and even fewer times has a film been as funny, as familiar, as charming
and as unforgettably delicious in the process as this one is. If you
still don't see the answer in front of you, see the movie again.
6 - ONE HOUR PHOTO
No one knows what Robin Williams is truly capable of as an actor unless
they first see him in Mark Romanek's magnificent "One Hour Photo,"
a fascinating and thoughtful character study about a photo mat clerk
whose knowledge of photography is overridden by his veiled obsession
with the family life of one of his customers. Surprising even those
of us who found his twisted turn in Christopher Nolan's "Insomnia"
satisfying, Williams cranks out what may very well be his most award-worthy
performance to date here, playing a warped (but sympathetic) man named
Sy Parrish who is shaped not by anger or terror, but rather solitude
and alienation. Romanek's direction, meanwhile, finds a striking visual
balance with Parrish's desolate lifestyle, and the two emerge at the
end like Hollywood rejects who have been reborn in a bright flame of
passion.
7 - MAX
The characters of first-time director Meyno Meyjes' thoughtful character
deconstruction often inform the audience (and each other) that the greatest
art is usually the unconventional stuff that dares to challenge everything
that came before it. Echoing that idea down to the last drop of sweat,
"Max" is a work of great difficulty that dares to venture
into territory most people wouldn't even consider approaching. The movie
courageously examines the persona of Adolf Hitler, a being who, at one
point in time, was merely an eccentric and rambling young man whose
well-known descent into anti-Semitism was probably the product of forces
completely out of humanity's control. But will people easily accept
the theory that the German dictator was once a normal man? Of course
not, and "Max" depends on that sentiment to create its own
wonderful sense of chaos. The title character, a Jewish art dealer played
by John Cusack, is merely a clever ruse to get viewers interested in
the subject matter, however; the real star here is Noah Taylor, who
undertakes the Hitler role with such fearlessness and enthusiasm that
he disappears into the material like a genuine professional.
8 - ADAPTATION
This second Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman vehicle will have you giggling
in your seat from scene one. Nicholas Cage stars as the screenwriter
himself, whose perpetual (but seemingly common) periods of self-loathing
become further exercised when his superiors demand a screenplay adapting
the nonfiction novel "The Orchid Thief" by Susan Orlean (Meryl
Streep) into a major motion picture. Further complicating matters, Charlie
wants his work to be about flowersnot plots, details or even history
recaps, but just about flowers. Creatively inter-cutting this artistic
dilemma with another in which Susan herself struggles to produce a coherent
manuscript for the novel months before its publish date, "Adaptation"
strikes chords of wisdom and invention on every plane it dares to tread,
with the orchid itself being the center of all their personal or professionally
struggles and triumphs. This brave and engaging movie makes you glad
to be a moviegoer in the first place.
9 - BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE
Though the several antigun statements in this brutally honest and fearless
documentary don't quite translate to the success of the genre's recent
best"Collectors" and "The Endurance," to be
specificits efforts will be studied religiously for as long as
the subject matter remains a relevant issue in society. Fearlessly treading
ground that so few have been able to do in the wake of the major American
catastrophesnot the least of which is the Columbine school shooting,
the primary focus of this endeavorfilmmaker Michael Moore holds
nothing back in his zealous (and sometimes intense) effort to expose
America's unhealthy obsession with violence. A lot of the ideas and/or
facts are common knowledge to most, yes, but the movie gains its strength
not just from facts; Moore's courageous choreography of the situation
gives the material a startling edge, and though some moments are there
to simply stroke his ego, they nonetheless intrigue, baffle, anger or
provoke the viewers in one way or another. Anyone who walks out of the
film without wanting to discuss the issues further is probably lying
about even seeing the picture in the first place.
10 - PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE
The latest of director P.T. Anderson's southern California-based human
vignettes doesn't feel obliged to break down barriers or follow unconventional
routes, but that's what makes it work on such a grand level. "Punch-Drunk
Love" is as sweet, honest, simple and attractive as the greatest
American films ever made, a lovely little endeavor about two simple
people who find innocent love amidst a vulgar and harsh society that
refuses to embrace them or their simplistic needs. Emily Watson and
Adam Sandler (!) are remarkably charming during their brief but passionate
romantic interludes, and Anderson's camerawork often frames them in
shots that almost seem like they're smiling back at you.
The Runners-Up
In the bracket of achievements that follow the top ten, a total of nine
films were worthy enough to be mentioned. They are (alphabetically):
Gangs of New York, Martin Scorcese's
vibrant period drama that seamlessly uses history and conflict for its
compelling look at the dark side of humanity in the 19th century; Igby
Goes Down, an ensemble character study without all the glossy
trimmings or happy endings you would expect the filmmakers to conform
to; Minority Report, Spielberg's
adaptation of the Phillip K. Dick short story that literally leaps off
the screen with its visuals; Panic Room,
a deliciously restless world in which David Fincher traps (and reinvigorates)
tricks and gimmicks from the classic Hitchcock thrillers; Red
Dragon, the prequel to the Hannibal Lecter story which sees
Hopkins' greatest achievement in the now-familiar role; The
Ring, a remake of a popular Japanese urban legend film that
somehow manages to twist itself along without resorting to formula for
its payoff; Signs, M. Nigh Shyamalan's
third and finest thriller, an engrossing investigative study of fear
and paranoia provoked by an oncoming alien invasion; Simone,
a brilliantly witty Hollywood satire that refuses to restrict itself
to logic; and Treasure Planet, perhaps
the most adventurous of the Disney cartoons in several years.
THE
WORST MOVIES OF 1998:
Now comes the easy
half of this laboring annual project! No matter where you went or what
you avoided, chances are the 2002 movie season let off some pretty foul
fumes on the theater screens. Just as the lion's share of solid work
belonged to the second half of the year, the first sixth months seemed
more like incessant dumping ground for all the joyless and luckless
Hollywood trash, nearly suffocating any hope we might have initially
had for a better future. Observe the top ten worst films of the year
and find yourself transported back to a moment when even the latest
"Star Wars" flick looked more promising...
1 - ROLLERBALL
What can be said about this lame, choppy, grotesque and inept disaster
that wasn't said already in the original review from earlier in 2002?
Nothing much, other than that it remains the single most putrid and
pathetic excuse for entertainment seen this side of "Universal
Soldier." "Rollerball" takes the bar of cinematic stupidity
down to a step it hasn't even nearly approached since the turn of the
millennium, and if the studio thinks that an "unrated" DVD
version filling in all those annoying little camera chops and cuts was
going to help matters, they were dreadfully mistaken. How can we cut
any movie slack when it spends 15 minutes running around in night vision
for some unexplained reason, anyway?
2 - FORMULA 51
If there was any movie that actually deserved all sorts of those
fore mentioned chops and cuts, it would be this incredibly vulgar and
spiteful action comedy starring Samuel L. Jackson, which spends a good
chunk of its time running around trying to come up with as many gross-out
ploys as it can (minus the accompanying laughs). Skinheads tricked into
diarrhea, limeys bashing each other's skulls in with golf clubs, full
rooms of people mowed down by hit men, drug ring leaders who explode
after ingesting chemicalsthe only thing missing from this equation
is a handbag for those who have to witness it all unfold.
3 - EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS
Adam Sandler hasn't exactly had the best reputation at the cinema over
the years, but he seemed to be striving for credibility when he starred
in the wonderful "Punch-Drunk Love" just a few months ago.
Unfortunately, all hopes for a turnaround were dashed when this mean-spirited
and annoying animated comedy galloped into theaters without much warning.
In it, Sandler voices three charactersa rebellious adolescent
who resembles himself, a basketball coach with two different-sized feet
named Whitey, and his bald bucktoothed sister Eleanor.The task of finding
out who is the least irksome of these three characters, alas, is like
pulling teeth without anesthetic.
4 - SLACKERS
What in the world was anyone thinking when they came up with this concept?
What could possibly justify a theatrical release for a movie in which
losers of every shape and size are thrown at the audience without so
much as a hint of regard? "Slackers" is aptly titled because
that's exactly what kind of audience it is reaching forpeople
who are too lazy to care that their senses and intelligence are being
incredibly insulted from one sequence to the next. In it, three guys
are caught cheating on a test and are blackmailed into setting up a
nerd with the local college cutie, but one of them soon realizes he's
falling for the targeted babe. This is yet another gross-out comedy
that strives to take the genre to lengths it has never gone before,
but unlike most other films, this one is crude and obscene simply for
the sake of following a popular pattern. Now if that doesn't say "Slacker,"
then what else does?
5 - KNOCKAROUND GUYS
A glance at the cast list for this mob-based shoot-em-up will easily
imply something promisingwhat else would you expect from something
that features Vin Diesel, Dennis Hopper and John Malkovich?but
that, of course, is the film's most misleading flaw. "Knockaround
Guys" is a corpse of an endeavor that literally has to undergo
CPR on screen, a slow and shapeless work that lacks any kind of energy
whatsoever beyond introducing characters and throwing them into meandering
dialogue exchanges and clichéd mob confrontations. It would be
easy to say the movie is just plain awful, but that statement would
be ignoring the bigger picture: this travesty doesn't even build up
enough energy to make us hate it.
6 - SNOW DOGS
Movies about animalsespecially those that are unleashed by Disneyseem
to have a bad tendency of blurring the lines between plausibility and
absurdity, and "Snow Dogs" is the latest in a long line of
their child-based live action vehicles that refuses to be charming or
respectable for one second. Reflecting the career of its once-reputable
star Cuba Gooding, Jr., the movie slogs its way from one scene to the
next as if it's all just for the sake of reaching a climax. Nothing
ever fits together or even comes off as amusing; the writing is bland,
the focus is disjointed, and the dogs themselves look like they've been
trapped in the headlights of a speeding car. Too bad we can't say we're
surprised, though.
7 - PUMPKIN
If there's one thing worse than bad movies with bad endings, it's bad
movies with multiple bad endings. The character satire "Pumpkin,"
which stars Christina Ricci as a sorority girl who falls for a mentally-challenged
boy she is assigned to coach for the special Olympics, builds an infuriating
plot, matches it with sitcom-like characters, and then refuses to resolve
the issues even when we're manipulated time and time again into believing
everything is at an end. Just when we think a resolution has played
out, the film pulls us back down to reality and then throws more stupidity
at us, sometimes for very long periods of time. In fact, once the movie
actually does conclude, we're still not completely sure.
8 - ORANGE COUNTY
Almost like the polar opposite of "Adaptation," this immensely
dull comedy is about an aspiring writer who, for one reason or another,
simply cannot find a path to success with everyone in his family interfering
along the way. His solution? Write a story about the losers that keep
him down, of course! Colin Hanks, son to Tom, takes on the lead role,
while Jack Black, a man who is often seen in these kinds of supporting
roles, plays the obnoxious and deadbeat brother whounlike the
movie he's trapped inmight actually have a trick or two up his
sleeve.
9 - STEALING HARVARD
Jason Lee and Tom Green star as friends who resort to a career of crime
in order to pay for a Harvard college fund that one of them promised
to their niece when she was a little girl. Any vehicle containing either
of these two "actors" is bound to include even more toilet
humor than the one before it, and "Stealing Harvard" delivers
on that promise. Unfortunately, all of its jokes and sight gags feel
like early drafts from better comedies, and none of them really ever
inspire a reaction (other than blank stares or frustrated pouts).
10 - GHOST SHIP
As it turns out, the most hilarious movie of the year doesn't even try
to be funny. "Ghost Ship," the third from the Dark Castle
Entertainment group which insists on remaking all sorts of old 1950s/60s
low-budget horror movies makes a fatal error in judgment that even "House
on Haunted Hill" and "Thirteen Ghosts" managed to avoid:
trying to be taken seriously. Even then, this sea-based scarefest might
have had some redeeming qualities if the visuals were somewhat striking
to look at, but alas they're not.The movie disappoints even those who
were expecting something less than zero.
The Runners-Up
It would be nice to say that Hollywood's garbage chute didn't toss out
any more waste in 2002, but that would be an ignorant statement for
anyone to make on any given year. In keeping with tradition, the local
multiplex also saw itself bombarded with heaps of other stinkers, which
include (more than likely among others): Collateral
Damage, a badly-realized and offensive action flick about
terrorism; The Country Bears, the
most unnerving and creepy kids movie to be released since "Jack
Frost"; Impostor, a cheesy
and thankless science fiction character study that experienced several
release delays for a reason; Jason X,
the formulaic tenth film about Jason Vorhees that simply refuses to
have fun with its futuristic concept; Resident
Evil, the latest in a long line of video games turned into
brainless and ugly action pictures; Secretary,
an offbeat character study that lacks any hint of satisfaction in its
S&M-laced atmosphere; Solaris,
Steven Soderbergh's joyless and shapeless space epic that asks lots
of questions without actually having answers; Tuck
Everlasting, another one of these dry and clichéd
screen adaptations of famous children's literature; and Unfaithful,
a cold and savage relationship drama that was actually much better when
it was called "Fatal Attraction."
� David Keyes,
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