Oath Poems
Oath poems are based on the ancient art of cursing, and produce rousing poetry from students. Students may be given the following template, and then write their own examples.
May __________________
May __________________
May __________________
Because ______________
Here are some examples:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
May the hot fires of hell devour your grandmother and engulf your sisters!
May all the teachers in a staffroom ask to see your homework!
Because you read my diary!
May your teeth fall out!
May your knees knock together and shatter!
May your trousers catch fire in a crowded room!
Because you kissed my girl!
