MATCH THREE
HARDCORE GAUNTLET MATCH
APWW HARDCORE TITLE
(Champion enters first, then a number of competitors enter the ring with
elimination made at any time and count as pinfall, tap out or over the top rope.)
Dominic Rhyno Vs Hainsey Vs Greenbank Vs Black 2 Vs Brother Hornet Vs
Dojj Vs. Chunk E Monkey
On now to our second title match tonight and it is for the APWW Hardcore
Title. We cut straight back to the ring where "Voices" by Disturbed hits
and out comes Dominic Rhyno swaying a kendo stick in hand. He has a
devilish grin on his face as he awaits the first competitor on this
elimination gauntlet. There has been some confusion on the way this match
will be booked but as far as we're concerned its based on original gauntlet
rules, one man enters, one man eliminated, one man enters, one man leaves.
Even if the Hardcore Champion is pinned, the match continues until all
competitors are finished entering the ring.
Dominic Rhyno is waiting patiently inside the ring. He paces around looking
up and down, left and right when suddenly he gets a trashcan right in the
face, courtesy of Hainsey!!!!! Hainsey flips inside, hell bent on taking
full advantage of this chance tonight to become APWW Hardcore Champion.
The match starts off as fast paced, but suddenly as Hainsey runs forward, he
gets a big whack of the kendo stick right in the abdomen.... and the crowd
go "ooooooohh" as they hear some of his ribs crack!!! Dominic sets him up
for the Dominator and whacks him to the canvas for the one, two three.
Hainsey is now eliminated and the second competitor of six enters the fray -
its Greenbank. Greenbank wastes no time and purely takes The Hardcore
Champion to ground, pounding away at the back of his skull!!! Greenbank
cleverly goes for a boston crab, but to everyones amazement, even before
Greenbank can lock it in fully, Dominic Rhyno gets up onto his feet with
sheer strength, he flips Greenbank over upside down in front of him, slides
him down in a piledriver position and delivers a tombstone on top of the
trashcan that was thrown in earlier!!! Greenbank is soon eliminated. Its
now Black 2's chance to shine, or get a shiner in this match!!! Black2 runs
in, and manages to swoop between Dominic Rhyno's legs until he's right
behind the Hardcore champion. Dominic turns around slowly and starts to
grunt at Black 2, then signals a slow cut throat taunt. Black2 quickly
picks up the kendo stick from the canvas and as The Rhyno walks slowly
towards him, Black 2 takes a swipe.... but AMAZINGLY, THE KENDO STICK BREAKS
ACROSS THE SHOULDER OF DOMINIC RHYNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black 2 starts to panic, he runs again underneath Dominic's legs again
behind him. He legs are shown out from under the ring as he searches for
anything and everything. Dominic laughs hysterically as he walks slowly
outside, calmly taking Black2 up by the legs and powerbombing him face first
on the outside!!!
Dominic gets the three and he looks to be on his way to a successful title
defence tonight. He confidently waves on the next guy coming down the
aisle..... its Brother Hornet! However Brother Hornet is not taking things
lightly and brings a whole trolleyload of weapons, ala Raven style. Dominic
Rhyno runs up the ramp and crashes into both the trolley and Brother Hornet.
Brother Hornet stumbles to his feet just as much as The Rhyno does and both
men head for the backstage.
Eventually The Rhyno catches up with Brother Hornet.and nails him with a
double ax handle from behind. He grabs hold of BH and smacks him into the
brick walls of the arena. Dominic then picks BH up and nails him with a
devastating Rhyno-Arrow, a simulation of the Falcon arrow, only darting
forward before performing the move. Dominic once again gets the referees
three count and only has two more opponents to dispose of if he's to retain
his championship belt tonight. As Dominic gets to his feet, he feels two
sharp stab pains in his back...... Dojj is behind him ramming the steel
trolley into the back of Dominic Rhyno. Dominic struggles once again to
regain footing, as Dojj comes onto the attack once more, this time making an
attempt to lunge at The Rhyno with a spade in his hand!!! He swipes once,
he misses, swipes twice, he misses, swipes a third time and finds himself
T-bone suplexed onto the top of the trolley!!!! You can hear everyone in
the arena going "ooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!" As Dominic takes Dojj for a little
ride.... right the way up the corridor into the steel equipment boxes!!!!!!!
Dojj flies right out of the trolley into some boxes, and tumbles all over
the place. The Rhyno smiles as he gets Dojj up by the back of the neck and
electric chair drops him right on the concrete floor!!!! Blood is spurting
everywhere from the utter carnage that surrounds the backstage. Dominic
eliminates Dojj and now must look for Chunk E Monkey... who is nowhere to be
found. He looks in all the doors, peeps insiide every room, accidentally
walks into the ladies locker room where a cute blonde is just after coming
out of the shower and just managed to cover herself with a towel.
The Rhyno moves on to another door, opens it slowly then runs in fast and
WHACK!!!! He gets knocked over the head with a glasss vase, courtesy of
Chunk E Monkey!!!! Monkey goes for the pin, but not before looking up at the
person standing in front of him and the referee....... ITS INCUBUS!!!! AND
HE'S GOT PICKLES!!!!!! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE THEY DOING HERE?????? JR Jnr
and Kohen are going ballistic at ringside and can't believe what they're
seeing. Chunk E Monkey gets up.... he looks dead in the eye of Incubus, who
all of a sudden unleashes Pickles!!!!!!!! Pickles scrapes on Chunk E
Monkey's face and Chunk E falls to the floor in a heap, and in an amazing
turn of events..... even though Inc sniggered as Dominic lay on the floor,
he pulls Dominic over onto Chunk E Monkey!!!!!! The Ref has no choice but
to count three and this hardcore match ladies and gentlemen is over, with
Dominic Rhyno retaining, but only just. What bizarre circumstances that
match ended!!!!!!
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